Elon Musk’s baby name sparks controversy as he plans a high-IQ kid legion—forget the next generation, he’s building a superbrain army.
Bride clocked at 105 MPH racing to wedding—because nothing says “I do” like outrunning commitment *and* traffic laws.
Janitor caught spicing up kids’ meals with feces—turns out, some people really shouldn’t be in charge of anything edible.
Marsupials make a comeback after bushfires—proving that in Australia, even nature knows how to stage a heroic return.
Tiny Oregon town reports ‘100% fatal’ brain disease—because nothing says “welcome” like a medical mystery straight out of a sci-fi thriller.
Raccoon rescued from storm drain with laundry pods—proof that sometimes, even nature needs a clean getaway.
Toddler hikes 7 miles through Arizona wilderness, guided by heroic dog—proof that sometimes, man's best friend is also a toddler's best GPS.
In a dramatic legal turn, a federal judge has issued a contempt charge against the 'Dump' administration, leaving many in shock.
Maine man torches his own house after 80 ignored calls—proving that sometimes, you really *can* set boundaries with fire.
Elephants form ‘alert circle’ during San Diego earthquake—showing that even in a tremor, teamwork is key in the animal kingdom.
Netflix invites fans to 'steal' diamonds in heist promo—when the line between marketing and crime gets a little too thrilling.
Mutating fungi spark 'Last of Us' fears—climate change now comes with an extra layer of apocalyptic suspense.
Climate activists target dogs in new eco push—seems even man's best friend has a carbon pawprint now.
Education Secretary mistakes AI for A1 sauce—nothing says tech expertise like confusing artificial intelligence with a steak marinade.
Tuvalu debuts its first ATMs—tropical life just got a little more convenient with cash at the touch of a button.
Scientists unveil antenna 10,000 times smaller—proving once again that the future is tiny, precise, and probably stuck in your carpet.
Moose migration live stream goes viral—finally, a reality show with fewer scandals and more antlers.
Florida Governor tweets death warrant signing like a casual update—just another day in the Sunshine State's unique approach to politics.
Electric construction gear trades roar for a hum—finally letting jackhammers whisper sweet nothings on the job site.
Man fined for hugging German Chancellor—turns out spontaneous affection now requires legal counsel and possibly a permit.