📅 News: June 2025
WTF Meter 👽 10.0/10

14 Million Bees Swarm Washington Road After Honey Truck Flips, Beekeepers Rally

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After the crash, hive boxes were recovered and restored, but millions of bees buzzed freely, with many expected to go wild or join local colonies. The scene turned Weidkamp Road into a surreal, buzzing rescue zone, as beekeepers and officials joked, “By morning, most bees should have returned to their hives.”

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14 million bees swarm Washington’s Weidkamp Road after a honey truck crash releases 70,000 pounds of hives, closing the road for 24 hours as beekeepers scramble.

🎨Culture
🕙1 week ago

German President Watches Diapered Raw Chickens Confound Cathedral Audience

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Confusion rippled through the historic cathedral as raw chickens in diapers took center stage, stunning both dignitaries and clergy. The performance left officials apologizing for the odd poultry twist, while guests struggled to process the feather-free choreography.

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German President and high clergy witness diapered raw chickens perform in cathedral, upstaging tradition as officials scramble to explain bizarre 1-night poultry spectacle.

🔬Science
🕙1 week ago

Scientists Launch Earth Bacteria Toward Enceladus in Icy Moon Experiment

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The proposal involves sending living bacteria across 790 million miles to test survival in Enceladus’s frozen plumes. Critics call this “cosmic contamination,” while some researchers compare it to gardening on interstellar ice. The result: Saturn’s moon may soon host Earth’s tiniest invaders.

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Scientists target Enceladus, Saturn’s icy moon, for a 2025 experiment: launching Earth bacteria to test survival. Astrobiologists are stunned and divided.

Texas Sheriff Deploys 83,000 License Cameras in Cross-State Abortion Hunt

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After Dobbs, Texas officers wield Flock’s ALPR tech—spanning 6,809 networks—to pursue abortion suspects even in legal states. Friends’ tips can spark a nationwide manhunt, all logged with chillingly blunt reasons like “had an abortion.” Privacy now feels like a relic of the past.

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Texas sheriff uses 83,000 license cameras, Flock tech, and cross-state data to hunt woman post-abortion; privacy and legality clash in a digital dragnet.

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Haryana Pothole Jolt Revives 'Dead' 80-Year-Old, Funeral Halted

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Declared dead after four days on a ventilator, Brar's pulse returned after the ambulance hit a pothole near Dhand village. SEO terms like 'pothole miracle' and 'Karnal hospital' trend as mourners switch from grief to feasting, tent still standing, wood stacked unused.

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Haryana pothole, 80-year-old Darshan Singh Brar, and 'dead' status collide—ambulance jolt triggers hand movement, halts funeral, shocks mourners, and hospital confirms life.

📅 News: May 2025
WTF Meter 👽 10.0/10

John Publix Nabs Blue Bananas, Shrimp in Publix Heist, Ditches Dress

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After filling a green Publix bag with $25.27 in groceries, Publix ditched his disguise and gave police a slippery time during arrest. Hollywood police report: “The arrestee had a black mask and black gloves in his crotch area.” Blue bananas never stood a chance.

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John Publix, 26, grabs blue bananas, shrimp, and Coke Zero in bizarre 25-dollar Publix theft before police find him dressless and sock-clad. Ironic payoff: jail.

🌀Misc
🕙2 weeks ago

KFC Fried Chicken Toothpaste Vanishes Fast, Hismile Turns Mouths Savory

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Demand for the limited-edition KFC-Hismile toothpaste left shelves empty after just 1 day. Described as tasting like 'biting into a hot, juicy piece of KFC Original Recipe Chicken,' it merges oral hygiene with fried chicken fantasy—making bathrooms smell like dinner rush.

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KFC fried chicken toothpaste and Hismile sell out in 1 day, blending 11 herbs, crispy flavor, and $13 price into a bizarre oral care hit—fans call it 'finger lickin’ fresh.'

🌀Misc
🕙2 weeks ago

Florida Man Edmond Clermont, 63, Naked With Penis Pump Flees Gas Station

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Clermont, from Morriston, claimed he was waiting for an “unknown woman” for sex, explaining to police that he just “wanted to have sexual intercourse” at the gas station. The pickup truck chase ended a mile away, with officers recovering several bottles of alcohol and the infamous device. Clermont’s surreal pit stop leaves Ocala’s RaceTrac forever changed.

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Florida Man Edmond Clermont, 63, naked with penis pump at Ocala gas station, triggers police chase and arrest—witnesses stunned by his bold claim: “Did nothing wrong.”

🌀Misc
🕙2 weeks ago

Thai Python Bites Man’s Penis, 11-Foot Toilet Nightmare Unfolds Fast

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The python, extracted from the plumbing by emergency crews wielding hammers, was later released into the wild. This surreal snake-in-toilet episode in Thailand left the bathroom wrecked and Boonmakchuay hospitalized, warning: “It clamped onto the tip of my genitals.”

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Thai python attack leaves Atthaporn Boonmakchuay with severe injury as 11-foot serpent bites his penis mid-urine, triggering frantic rescue in Chachoengsao.

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Bobcat Ignores Deputies’ Taser Lasers, Leaves Colorado Home Unimpressed

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Despite the deputies’ best laser-pointer tactics, the bobcat simply waited, unmoved by their gadgets. Ultimately, it strolled out the open back door. Colorado’s sheriff summed it up: 'Guess some intruders just aren’t dazzled by our high-tech tricks.' Exit: one unimpressed bobcat, no chase.

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Bobcat, deputies, and taser lasers: 1 home, 2 unmoved parties, 0 impressed felines. Colorado officers wield tech; bobcat exits calmly, quote: 'Not impressed.'

🔬Science
🕙2 weeks ago

Snack Dye Renders Mice Transparent, Stuns 7 Researchers in Snack Lab

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Transparent mice, thanks to a famous snack dye, forced 7 scientists to double-check their vision and ingredient lists. This accidental discovery now has food safety experts and snack lovers wondering if snack time will require night vision goggles. The lab's cheese supply remains unaccounted for.

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Snack dye, 7 researchers, and mice: vivid coloring renders rodents transparent in a snack lab, leaving scientists stunned as invisible mice upend snack science.

Drunk Man Joins Search Party, Accidentally Spends Night Looking for Himself

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After hours of combing the woods with 30 searchers, the man realized he was the target when his name echoed through the trees. This accidental self-rescue highlights the surreal risks of heavy drinking and the dedication of rural rescue teams. “I’m here!” he finally declared, baffling everyone.

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Drunk man unwittingly joins search party, spends 7 hours hunting for himself, leading to an ironic twist and a night no one will forget.

Shrek Criticism Hits Moscow: Russian Lawmakers Slam Ogre’s Western Influence

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In a pointed presentation, Lantratova and Sergei Mironov accused Western films of 'indoctrinating' Russian children, linking Shrek, Monsters Inc., and the Grinch to a fading era of 'purely positive' characters. Their legal proposals aim to block such content, leaving Red Square imaginations forever changed by ogre-shaped shadows.

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Shrek, Moscow, and 3 lawmakers collide as Russian officials blast the ogre’s 'flawed' image, blaming his Western quirks for 21st-century childhood woes.

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🌀Misc
🕙3 weeks ago

Magnus Carlsen Outmaneuvers 143,000 Online Rivals in Epic Global Draw

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A chess grandmaster dueling a virtual army sounds outlandish, yet Carlsen’s 143,000 challengers coordinated each move by popular vote. This viral chess.com match drew swarms of fans searching for “online chess challenge.” Carlsen, famous for solo mastery, faced a democracy of pawns—proof that crowd-sourced logic can stall a legend, one collective stalemate at a time.

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Magnus Carlsen upends chess history as 143,000 online rivals force a draw—world champion’s strategy meets the collective mind in record-breaking standoff.

Indiana Porn Law Forces Users To Register As Sex Offenders Before Clicking

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To add insult, users must register again for every new genre, making the Indiana sex offender database resemble a surreal adult site loyalty program. Residents face the peculiar reality of alerting neighbors each time they crave explicit content, all in the name of internet safety.

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Indiana porn law orders viewers to register as sex offenders before access, with an unclosable pop-up and a mugshot required for every new category.

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