Alan Dershowitz Sues Martha’s Vineyard Pierogi Stand, Six Dumplings Denied

With Dershowitz’s dumpling denial making headlines, locals debate whether Martha’s Vineyard pierogi can become a constitutional battleground. Google searches spike for “Alan Dershowitz lawsuit pierogi” and “Why was Alan Dershowitz refused service?” Meanwhile, a resident is rewarded free pierogi for defending the vendor, while Dershowitz grumbles, “They were not my grandmother’s pierogi, but they were OK,” as a police officer contemplates if culinary grievances are now a legal matter.
Alan Dershowitz, denied six pierogi at Martha’s Vineyard in 2025, sues a vendor over “political discrimination”—witnesses filmed as police mediate dumpling drama.






































