Trump Yells 287 Words From White House Roof, Reporters Dodge Flying Blueprint

Following Trump’s rooftop shoutfest and airborne blueprints, Newsmax praised his “rooftop transparency,” contrasting it with “How did Biden hold press conferences?” and “What did Trump really pay for at the White House?” Nearby tourists mistook the spectacle for a new “Presidential Skywalk Tour,” while a guest mused, “He’s not afraid of questions.” A lone Secret Service agent quietly retrieved a rogue tape measure from the South Lawn.
Trump yells 287 words from White House roof, answering “Is Trump building a ballroom?” and “How does Trump handle press conferences?” as blueprints flutter like startled geese.






































