Russia’s 8-Year Metalhead Crackdown: Putin Targets Satanists With Phantom Law

Building on the Supreme Court’s imaginary crackdown, Putin’s regime is set to ban occult T-shirts, goth playlists, and even historic social media posts. Searches for ‘retroactive Russian laws’ and ‘can you be jailed for satanic imagery?’ spike as officials warn of ‘satanic sex orgies’ haunting Moscow, while a pardoned cannibal roams free, but your Spotify playlist could land you in court.
Russia’s Supreme Court targets heavy metal fans: up to 8 years for ‘satanism.’ Trending: ‘Why is heavy metal banned in Russia?’ and ‘Can goths be jailed for music?’ Expect courtrooms packed with Deep Purple T-shirt wearers and bewildered goats.