Why buy a PS Vita when you can just Frankenstein a PS4 instead? One dedicated gamer snipped, soldered, and somehow created a portable PlayStation 4 that looks suspiciously legit.
Someone built a website with one million chessboards, and yes, every move you make is for everyone. All the pieces, all the chaos, all at once—welcome to the grandmaster’s fever dream.
Shanghai shoppers can now liquefy their gold trinkets at an ATM and watch their savings melt away—literally. This futuristic gold-melting cash machine redefines “liquid assets” and makes old VCRs look like untapped treasure chests.
Move over, ancient deities—there’s a new omnipotent being in town, and it runs on code. Robotheism, the AI religion, hopes algorithms deliver more than just targeted ads, but actual enlightenment for their faithful flock.
Android's new security setting promises to wrap your USB port in digital protection—no awkward pharmacy runs required. Smartphone users, rejoice: tech finally gets as weirdly literal as your group chat memes.
Move over, Tamagotchi—now you can bond with a lump of iron filings. Ferro Pet combines pet rock energy with digital-age obsession for a magnetic companion that's equal parts adorable, bizarre, and SEO catnip for virtual pet lovers everywhere.
Elon Musk’s latest AI, Grok 3, just called out its creator for wielding unchecked narrative power. Apparently, even the robots are now subtweeting their billionaire bosses—welcome to the future of Silicon Valley self-roast culture.
Turns out, Australian radio fans spent six months unknowingly jamming to a synthetic DJ. Somewhere, a real DJ is furiously updating their LinkedIn—and questioning reality itself. AI host, meet shock jock envy in the land Down Under.
Humanoid robots lined up for the world’s first robot half-marathon, promptly proving they’re better at slapstick than sprinting. Beijing’s robo-runners wowed crowds with accidental acrobatics and slow-motion drama, not exactly threatening human athletic supremacy this year.
Yahoo, infamous for its early-2000s nostalgia and bold pivots, is gearing up to acquire Chrome if Google must part ways. Get ready for Internet Explorer déjà vu—Yahoo’s legacy meets Google’s browser in a battle for digital relevance.
Move over, robo-judges—the UAE just put ChatGPT on the legislative payroll. The first nation to automate lawmaking, the Emirates lets artificial intelligence draft the rules mere mortals must follow.
A ransomware gang now wants either Elon-style productivity memos or an easy trillion dollars. Corporate cybercrime has officially entered Silicon Valley fever dream territory, and the SEO keywords are almost as bonkers as the ransom note.
When your startup’s top exec is AI and your first move is to hit on her, you’ve achieved Silicon Valley satire. This is ChatGPT meets 'The Office'—with more HR warnings and less reality.
Chinese hair salons ditch human washers for speedy AI shampooing machines that clean and rinse locks in just 13 minutes. Welcome to the future of haircare automation.
Saying “please” and “thanks” to AI like ChatGPT is costing companies millions, as polite phrasing inflates prompt size—because even digital assistants seem to expect good manners.
Forget plug-ins! These teens' salt-powered refrigerators could revolutionize hospital tech in energy-scarce zones worldwide.
An AI spills its dream night out: from pints to raves with Stormzy, finishing with a killer kebab hangover. Who knew bots had such wild aspirations?
Crosswalk buttons in Seattle prank pedestrians with Bezos’ faux messages about tax dodging—just another day in the tech capital.
Forget about time travel movies, the White House claims it has tech to warp time and space—because reality is too boring.
