Why settle for bottle service when Don Jr will sell you Team Trump on tap? The latest D.C. hotspot offers exclusivity with a side of political networking—provided your wallet’s as big as your ambition.
Move over, Dan Brown—Marjorie Taylor Greene’s got Vatican conspiracies no fiction writer could dream up. The Georgia congresswoman claims Catholic bishops have their spiritual Wi-Fi set to “Satanic control.”
Who needs elected officials when you have an empty chair ready to listen? Florida constituents staged an entire town hall, grilling furniture with the kind of stubborn optimism that only democracy—or improv—can supply.
The Pentagon just got a glam squad. Move over, military briefings—there’s a new battle for flawless foundation under the fluorescent lights. Apparently, national security now includes HD-ready complexions.
Sarah Palin claims a New York Times editorial left her feeling spiritually deflated—because nothing says modern politics like losing your oomph in open court.
In a bizarre twist, a governor candidate proposes undocumented women marry 'incels' to stay in the U.S. Romance or desperation?
A prince and his knight find love, but the Supreme Court's involvement adds a twist to this medieval romance.
In an eyebrow-raising twist, a senator asserts that margaritas in a photo weren't a coincidence, but an elaborate setup—because what's politics without a hint of cocktail drama?
In a dramatic legal turn, a federal judge has issued a contempt charge against the 'Dump' administration, leaving many in shock.
Florida Governor tweets death warrant signing like a casual update—just another day in the Sunshine State's unique approach to politics.
Judge halts deportation over stress concerns—turns out immigration law now comes with a mental health clause and a plot twist.
DHS tells immigration attorney to leave the U.S.—irony officially reaches paperwork-induced peak.
California bill proposes banning teens over 16 from the front seat—because nothing says “independence” like relegating your teenager to the back.
Social Security declares living immigrants dead to encourage departure—bureaucratic mix-ups take a dark turn into the afterlife.
