Students have ditched ‘sir’ and ‘miss’ in favor of ‘good boy,’ leaving baffled teachers scrambling to reclaim authority. British classrooms go canine as etiquette unravels, fetch-style.
Residents of Trang, Thailand, think Nutcha’s massive 3.8-foot dreadlock isn’t just a hair-raising sight—it’s literally haunted. Local folklore collides with flyaway follicles as “ghost hair” becomes the town’s supernatural centerpiece.
Why settle for bottle service when Don Jr will sell you Team Trump on tap? The latest D.C. hotspot offers exclusivity with a side of political networking—provided your wallet’s as big as your ambition.
Think ditching pajamas during a heatwave is clever? Science says bare-skinned sleepers might actually trap more sweat, not less. Turns out, your tropical night solution could be sabotaging your summer snooze.
A fired Disney worker hacked food menus to slip in profanities and chaos, earning himself a three-year vacation courtesy of federal prison. Turns out, the happiest place on Earth does not tolerate ‘Cheesy Shits’ with your fries.
Turns out the iconic 'You wouldn’t steal a car' cinema ad used a stolen font. Piracy PSA, meet poetic justice—a plot twist worthy of an Oscar for best unintentional comedy in copyright law.
The UK’s latest nuclear project screeched to a halt after a brigade of radioactive rats decided to make it their new home. Britain’s nuclear ambitions just got upstaged by rodent squatters with a glow-in-the-dark twist.
An uncanny Elon Musk doppelgänger insists he outshines the tech titan, despite being hounded outside a chip shop by rowdy fans. The internet can’t decide if he’s Musk 2.0 or just ‘Elon from Temu’.
Dubai drinkers now pay $100 for Greenlandic ice cubes in their cocktails, proving luxury knows no bounds—or logic. Greenland's new export: ancient iceberg cubes straight to your glass, climate guilt included free of charge.
Valerie the miniature dachshund just pulled off the ultimate Aussie survival reality show—solo. This tiny escape artist spent 529 days dodging predators and heatwaves on Kangaroo Island before finally falling for the world’s smelliest bait: her owner’s laundry.
This Australian spent enough on cat cosplay to actually buy a real cat (or ten), only to discover clout doesn’t come with nine lives. TikTok, meet the world’s most expensive case of buyer’s remorse.
Meet Root, the wood turtle who’s now cruising Nova Scotia on a set of Lego wheels. Engineers everywhere, eat your plastic bricks—Shellby’s got a serious upgrade in the Lego mobility aid department.
A Mt. Fuji rescue team just unlocked a bizarre achievement: rescuing the same student twice in one day, thanks to an unbreakable smartphone addiction.
Step aside, human immigrants—the US now pleads with Mexico to hold back a wriggling invasion of screwworm parasites. Border security gets a squirmy upgrade as diplomacy meets entomology.
Move over, Dan Brown—Marjorie Taylor Greene’s got Vatican conspiracies no fiction writer could dream up. The Georgia congresswoman claims Catholic bishops have their spiritual Wi-Fi set to “Satanic control.”