📅 News: 2025-04-30
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RFK Jr. Claims Fluoride Turns Americans Into Dummies, Demands National Water Makeover

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Dentists are sounding alarms as Kennedy vows to tell the CDC to end its fluoride recommendations, citing a disputed NIH study linking fluoride to lower IQ. Meanwhile, Utah’s fluoride ban sparks viral debate, fueling the “fluoride conspiracy” trend across social media.

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RFK Jr. insists fluoride isn’t just for teeth—it’s apparently a recipe for nationwide idiocy. The presidential hopeful wants a fluoride-free America where intelligence, not tap water, reigns supreme. Buckle up for dental debates and dumber soundbites.

Michigan Woman’s Home Becomes Bunny Babylon as 65 Rabbits Stage Cottontail Coup

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Several rabbits chewed through drywall and survived with shredded ears, “snuffles,” and even rabbit syphilis—requiring emergency vet care before any could be adopted. The viral animal rescue in Michigan became a cautionary tale about the dangers of unchecked pet breeding.

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A Saginaw County woman’s house is now the world’s least exclusive bunny club, thanks to 65 rabbits who took “multiplying” way too literally. The great rabbit uprising turns her living room into peak viral animal chaos.

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Watch: Overturned Truck Spills 8 Million Dimes, Texas Highway Turns Into Spare Change Buffet

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As dawn broke over Alvord, the highway shimmered with millions of dimes, forcing Texas DOT to deploy industrial vacuums and magnetic sweepers in a bizarre “coin recovery operation” that locals are now calling the most expensive road cleanup in Texas history. Viral Texas news, indeed.

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Texas drivers were treated to an unexpected coin-op obstacle course after 8 million dimes—yes, $800,000 in change—scattered across the highway. Step aside, Mario Kart bananas: loose dimes are the new driving hazard for Lone Star commuters.

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Oh Great, Now Walmart Has Haunted Ceramic Lambs Because Of Course It Does

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Adding to the eerie allure, the Galveston Walmart, built on the former site of St. Mary's Orphanage—where 90 children and 10 nuns perished in the 1900 hurricane—has long been rumored to be haunted. Employees report unexplained phenomena like toys lighting up on their own and the sounds of children echoing through the aisles. ([houstonchronicle.com](https://www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston-texas/trending/article/galveston-haunted-walmart-st-marys-orphanage-18366638.php/?utm_source=openai)) Now, with these haunted ceramic lambs on the shelves, it seems the store's spectral reputation is embracing its ghostly past.

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Walmart’s shelves are now home to haunted ceramic lambs, because mass-produced paranormal tchotchkes are evidently 2025’s trending home décor. Ghost stories meet rollback pricing—brace yourself for supernatural savings, one bleating figurine at a time.

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Disneyland’s Secret Army of Feral Cats Keeps Mickey’s Kingdom Mouse-Free After Dark

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One legendary mouser, Lucifer, prowls Adventureland like a shadowy celebrity—regulars even snap “Disneyland cat” photos for Instagram. While guests chase fairy tales, these viral California cats are living their own after-hours saga, purr-fectly unscripted.

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While tourists queue for Space Mountain, a legion of feral cats quietly patrol Disneyland by moonlight. Forget talking animals—these real-life feline cast members are the park’s most eccentric nighttime staffers, and possibly its oddest open secret.

British Teen Crowned Seagull Screeching Champion for Second Year, Baffles Belgium

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Dressed head-to-toe in a seagull costume, 10-year-old Cooper Wallace wowed the De Panne crowd, but it was his origin story—a bird bite that launched a viral sensation—that turned him into internet folklore. Next year’s “gull screaming” showdown is already stirring European buzz.

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A British boy dubbed 'Seagull Boy' just defended his title at Europe’s quirkiest championship. His uncanny gull screech has Europe in stitches—and may haunt Belgian beaches for years to come.

Millionaire Builds a Tiny Home Village for the Unhoused, Upsets Real Estate Algorithms

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While critics warn that clustering 99 homes could hinder recovery, Marcel Lebrun’s 12 Neighbours project flips the script—offering solar-powered, fully-equipped houses at $200 rent, internet included. “Transformation happens in community,” he says, redefining affordable housing Canada.

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A millionaire’s answer to skyrocketing homelessness? Ninety-nine tiny homes, a neighborhood, and a real-estate algorithm’s worst nightmare—all in one community. Zillow is shaken, but the unhoused are now housed in style.

Former Trump Adviser Declares Shrinking US Economy Is Actually Great News

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Navarro doubles down, pointing to a “22 percent increase in domestic investment” as proof the so-called recession is a smokescreen. In the world of US economic news, Navarro’s spin turns a shrinking GDP into the ultimate contrarian Wall Street rallying point.

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Peter Navarro’s take on a shrinking US economy is the hot economic spin no one wanted. Forget Wall Street’s panic—apparently recession is the new American Dream, if you ask former White House staffers.

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Ben Affleck Declares ‘Armageddon’ DVD Commentary Track His Career Masterpiece, Not Oscar-Winning Films

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Even Affleck’s own kids relentlessly roast him for “Armageddon,” but fans approach him about the commentary as often as his Oscar roles. In a viral Hollywood moment, he credits his raw honesty—like Bay shouting “shut the fuck up”—for its legendary status.

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Ben Affleck believes his snarky DVD commentary for ‘Armageddon’ outshines every award he’s ever won. Move over, Oscars—Affleck’s true artistic peak apparently involves mocking Bruce Willis and space rocks on a bonus disc.

London Commuter Goes Barefoot on Tube, Immediately Regrets Life Choices

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Dust on the Tube isn’t just dirt—it’s a mix of iron oxide, hair, skin, and mineral grit that clings to every step, as Hot_Vanilla_5811’s viral Reddit post proved. Even with Transport for London’s £2 million dust-busting upgrades, bare feet never stood a chance.

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A bold Londoner braved the iconic Underground sans shoes and discovered why even socks are sacred. Urban explorers, let this be your gritty, toe-curling warning.

Swiss Commuters Ditch Trains, Float Down River to Work in Bern Summers

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Tourists gawking from Bern’s bridges snap viral videos as locals glide past Schönausteg or Eichholz, waterproof dry bags in tow. The AareGuru app is their secret weapon—checking river speed and temperature before the plunge. “Manifesting Swiss citizenship” says the top comment.

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Forget boring subways—Bern locals are floating their way to the office, making Switzerland’s daily commute an Instagram-worthy aquatic adventure. Public transit, Swiss style: waterproof bags, river currents, and a lot of baffled tourists.

Q-Nuts Comic Strip Unleashes the Great Pumpkin on Conspiracy-Loving Peanuts Fans

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In "Q-Nuts," Ruben Bolling's satirical comic strip, the Great Pumpkin morphs into a symbol of blind faith, echoing the fervor of QAnon believers. This sharp parody underscores the absurdity of conspiracy theories, blending Peanuts nostalgia with contemporary political satire.

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The Q-Nuts descend into pumpkin-powered madness as Tom the Dancing Bug reimagines Peanuts through a QAnon kaleidoscope. Conspiracy culture meets the Great Pumpkin in this comic fever dream you never asked for.

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Pencil Obsessives Rejoice: Scandal, Feuds, and Intrigue in the World’s Dullest Tool

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The Blackwing 602's demise in 1998 wasn't just about a broken ferrule machine; it was a perfect storm of dwindling sales—plummeting to 1,100 dozen annually—and the prohibitive cost of repairs. This confluence of factors led to the end of an era for this iconic pencil. ([pencilpages.com](https://www.pencilpages.com/articles/blackwing.htm?utm_source=openai))

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Forget boring graphite—this book uncovers the wild, backstabbing world behind your favorite pencils. Wax-core drama and family feuds make the humble writing utensil unexpectedly bizarre.

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Drivers Stunned to Discover What That Mysterious Dashboard Symbol Actually Means

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What really stuns drivers is that the little arrow next to the fuel pump icon is the true hero—pointing you straight to your petrol cap’s side, a trick especially handy in rental cars and SUVs. This dashboard hack is now a viral car tip sweeping British social media.

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British motorists are having existential crises over a dashboard icon they’ve ignored for years. Turns out, the blinking enigma actually has a practical use—who knew car manufacturers loved cryptic puzzles as much as the rest of us?