Texas lawmakers are now squaring off against toothpaste tubes in a fluoride fight no one saw coming. Dental hygiene and government regulation collide for a truly minty-fresh legislative showdown deep in the heart of Texas.
A cosmic traveler lands on Earth in search of happiness and learns about Fun Kitai Furai Dei. British comedian Jazz Emu delivers an animated fever dream packed with weird charm and existential whimsy.
Grindcore legends Pig Destroyer just dropped a bombshell—by entering the butt plug business. Heavy riffs meet heavy... accessories, leaving metalheads everywhere scrambling to update their merch collections (and perhaps, their bedside drawers).
Rats are raising the bar for sommeliers everywhere, proving they can distinguish Riesling from Sauvignon Blanc—by scent alone. Somewhere, a French waiter is nervously polishing a glass, reconsidering job security and keyword optimization for "rats wine tasting."
A website lets you unleash virtual monkeys to type random text, banking on the Infinite Monkey Theorem. Shakespeare fans and chaos aficionados alike, prepare for Hamlet—eventually—by way of relentless, algorithmic nonsense.
Paris, Texas just leveled up its tourist game, plopping a giant cowboy hat atop their Eiffel Tower replica. France, consider yourself horsed—this monument showdown is now wearing boots, spurs, and a ten-gallon ego for SEO dominance.
A Philadelphia judge is under legal fire for his alleged secret life managing his wife's cheesesteak shop. Philly’s legal and deli worlds collide, forcing locals to ask: Is that provolone, or perjury?
A federal judge torched a lawyer’s “Dragon Lawyers PC” filing for splashing a cartoon dragon across every page. Legal briefs just went from stuffy to scaly in a ruling that’s pure weird news gold.
Motorhead fans, rejoice—and blush. A giant bronze Lemmy statue is finally getting its dramatic unveiling, ensuring no one will miss his, er, presence. Heavy metal tributes just got significantly weirder and shinier.
Delaware County met the Delco Pooper: a driver who took road rage to a digestive extreme. Viral video shows her relieving herself on a stranger’s car hood, leaving locals baffled and traffic reporters speechless.
Ensign Barbie cross-examines Counselor Troi in a Voyager mess hall courtroom, while a Conehead serves on the jury. Star Trek fans, justice just went boldly where no Elle Woods has gone before.
Morrisons, already the country's lowest-rated supermarket, is unleashing literal robots to patrol its aisles. Even dystopian sci-fi fans are raising eyebrows—and wondering if these bots hand out Clubcard points or existential dread.
A Northumberland man ignited his own home—twice in one night—simply to watch his firefighter heroes in action. Apparently, some childhood obsessions never burn out, even when the authorities arrive with hoses and handcuffs.
A medical case in Iran left doctors scratching their heads—and necks—after a 23-year-old developed Dropped Head Syndrome so severe, he couldn’t look up. Forget nodding off; this is the ultimate head-down situation for trending weird news headlines.
Climate scientists are turning 20,000 liters of festival loo juice into planet-conscious pints. Cheers to eco-innovation and the world’s weirdest IPA—no one asked for this, but science simply could not resist.
Sydney commuters faced an unexpected apocalypse after sharp debris transformed a 30km motorway stretch into the world’s longest tire-shredding obstacle course. Triple-A must have run out of tow trucks and patience.
A 115-year-old British woman nabs the title of world’s oldest living person, insisting her secret is simply doing whatever she likes. Gerontology records may tremble, but this centenarian’s life plan doubles as the ultimate retirement flex.