Private Function vinyl, Paltrow’s vagina scent, and $700 candles collide as punk band’s scratch-and-sniff ‘Goopy’ record redefines 2025 vinyl collecting.
Kermit the Frog delivers sage advice and Muppet charm to 2025 Maryland grads, upstaging professors and creating a viral campus spectacle worth ribbiting about.
Paul Hollywood’s Stilton sausage roll recipe packs 125g blue cheese and 400g sausage meat for a bold British twist—crumbling tradition with a ‘kick’.
Tarot cards reveal dog thoughts as psychic method draws 5000% Google spike, Antonella says. Owners shuffle, pets paw—surprising canine secrets emerge instantly.
North Korean destroyer, 5,000 tons, sinks at launch as Kim Jong Un brands the accident ‘criminal’ and demands heads roll in Pyongyang’s surreal shipyard fiasco.
ChatGPT nets Reddit user Rs 2 lakh ($2.3k) refund by drafting persuasive letters for Medellin trip, turning a medical crisis into viral proof-hunt drama online.
Regeneron, 23andMe, and $256 million collide as 15M DNA kits shift hands—Regeneron vows privacy, court oversight looms, and data fate hangs in balance.
Buffalo grad Jean-Paul Al-Arab, chased by 2 police, sprints onstage with infant in cap and gown—degree granted, baby’s credits still pending.
Welsh water vole poop now glitters—scientists feed 12 captive voles purple glitter apples, revealing endangered habitats in vivid, sparkly detail.
Lawnchair Larry rockets 16,000 feet tied to 42 helium balloons, shattering records and logic with his DIY flight—“Unreal!” he declares on descent.