Asked about his new post, Bisignano cheerfully admitted he Googled ‘commissioner of Social Security’—not a typical onboarding method for a federal agency serving 70 million. DOGE’s looming AI upgrades and his Wall Street resume add fresh twists to Social Security’s wild 5-leader shuffle since November; “Are we having fun yet?” he joked.

From a giant aluminum pigeon to a Zumba dance party, Pigeon Fest’s wild mix draws flocks of oddballs and conservationists. The event’s puppet show, led by Mother Pigeon, spotlights New Yorkers’ absurd bond with the city’s winged residents—“Love them or hate them, people are fascinated.”

After 1 online post, Derby’s Abbey pub fell silent, its doors locked and regulars left thirsty. Pub closure news spiked Derby search trends, fueling speculation about the owner’s motives. This eccentric twist made The Abbey’s shuttering more infamous than its ales—locals still demand answers.

After removing barnacles and sea creatures, the young turtle’s transformation wowed aquarium staff. The juvenile was brought back from the brink, her shell finally free in the North Carolina Aquarium’s care. The marine rescue team called it “a heavy load of epibiota”—proof that even turtles can get weighed down by social obligations. She’s now reportedly swimming stronger than ever, ready to dodge future barnacle freeloaders.

After announcing her pregnancy in February, Jaquith’s on-air grit peaked with this unforgettable live moment. WRGB’s director called her “graceful and gritty”—searches for ‘anchor gives birth on air’ surged. Her journey included running a half-marathon while expecting, making this broadcast a legendary local TV feat.

After vanishing from Cougar Mountain, the juvenile crane was last clocked at Lake Sammamish State Park, far from its zoo perch. Local birdwatchers and families are swapping tips and scanning treetops for this rare escapee, whose golden plumage makes it a celebrity in local search trends. “She’s fast!” say staffers, as the hunt continues.

Announced with Lauren Hester in a lab, Private Function’s aromatic vinyl follows their 2022 urine disc and 2020 powder-filled LP, cementing their reputation for absurd, collectable records. The Goopy variant’s scent nods to Paltrow’s own punk attitude: “We are beautiful and we are awesome and go fuck yourself.” Scratch, sniff, and question everything you thought you knew about punk memorabilia.

More than 8,000 graduates watched as Kermit’s commencement antics drew laughter, with the phrase “It’s not easy being green” echoing through X and TikTok. The viral moment puts Maryland’s ceremony among the most surreal graduation events in college history—cap and gown, meet felt celebrity.

Pet owners create a calm space before shuffling tarot cards, hoping their dog will paw at the deck. This quirky ritual, now trending as a high-volume pet psychic technique, taps into energetic communication for canine understanding. A candle and soothing music complete the surreal scene—owners hope for answers beyond simple tail wags.

After this premature shipyard plunge, Kim Jong Un points fingers at the Munitions Industry and state scientists. Pyongyang’s side-launch experiment, a North Korean first, ends with a capsized vessel and a ‘collapse of dignity’—plus a surprise round of cruise missile launches.

A medical note and ChatGPT’s wordplay cracked two travel giants’ toughest rules, netting a Rs 2 lakh ($2.3k) refund. The viral Reddit saga triggered skepticism and calls for proof, with commenters hailing the AI’s advocacy as “genius.” Travel refund success stories powered by AI are now trending worldwide, with receipts optional.

Court-appointed oversight will scrutinize Regeneron's stewardship of 23andMe’s massive DNA trove. The 2023 data breach still echoes as lawmakers demand strict data protection. DNA privacy policy, a hot SEO topic, now hinges on Regeneron’s transparency—imagine 15 million saliva kits boxed for review.

Video shows Al-Arab, juggling school and two jobs, ignoring security to celebrate graduation with his son. High-volume TikTok reaction erupted after officials clarified no penalty would follow. The toddler, lacking credits, awaits a future Buffalo stage walk in matching regalia.

Tracking elusive Welsh water voles is tricky, but purple glitter apples changed the game. Early experiments show 7 researchers can now spot habitats by sparkling scat. This innovative conservation approach could outshine old tagging techniques—if wild voles eat the glitter before rival species do. The effect: tracking with accidental glam.

Not content with mere lawn mowing, Larry’s airborne adventure added ‘Chair Force 1’ to aviation lore. His 1982 ascent, meticulously planned yet wildly unpredictable, became an iconic high-altitude stunt. The phrase 'helium balloon flight' spiked in popularity as his story inspired imitators and left neighbors gaping at a 150-foot balloon tower vanishing into the sky.