Responding officers at the Highway 401 crash quickly uncovered a stash of illicit substances and a single firearm hidden in the Scarborough teens’ vehicle. The moose, unamused, wandered off as police processed the bizarre roadside bust, calling it “one for the books.”

Scientists tracking these Venus co-orbital asteroids warn that conventional telescopes miss their odd solar angles. The 7 hidden objects, first flagged in 2025, could slip through detection nets and catch Earth’s defenses napping—a cosmic twist worthy of sci-fi. A planetary scientist quipped, “We’re playing tag with asteroids we can barely see.” Imagine prepping for a meteor shower you never spot until it’s in your backyard.

Cricket invasions aren’t rare in Utah, but this year’s 5,000-strong swarm left locals dodging crunchy clusters everywhere. Searchers for “Utah cricket swarm” and “bubble wrap insects” flocked online, fueling a wave of memes as the town’s daily commute transformed into an accidental ASMR event. Residents joked, “It’s like walking through breakfast cereal.”

Rodents exposed to relentless Adele tracks, especially the compressed versions, suffered worrying ear damage that uncompressed music didn’t cause. New research on audio compression and hearing loss now points to guinea pigs as the latest victims of the ‘loudness war’—and their ears may never forgive us.

Cheese-rolling champion Ava’s headlong tactic left crowds gasping, but her open cheese aversion set her apart from past victors. Thrill-seekers and media captured every stumble of the annual Gloucestershire spectacle, where winning a Double Gloucester wheel rarely means loving the prize. “I don’t even eat it!” Ava joked after the race.

After the wave buoy vanished, Estonian researchers tracked its abrupt detour to Kaliningrad, where Russian sailors reportedly celebrated their unusual haul. Oceanographic data collection halted, scientists were left with a diplomatic headache and the surreal image of a buoy-turned-trophy. “We didn’t expect a naval parade,” joked one researcher.

Police described the ammonia stench as eye-burning and found 25 dogs, raccoons, chickens, cats, and rabbits living in squalor. Dr. Kim Sanders called the home “unfit for any living creature.” Foley and Renard showed no emotion even as their baby was removed for safety.

The neighbor, notorious for her 'telepathic connection with crystals,' presents two wild solutions: turn off WiFi nightly from 10pm to 6am or relocate the router. Online, commenters suspect her real goal is free internet access—not plant safety—while some suggest hiding the network entirely to appease her. “She wasn’t joking—she stormed off,” the baffled man reports.

Auction attendees witnessed a bidding war for a sculpture that exists only in concept, not in matter. This $18,000 sale cements Garau’s reputation for redefining what art can be and launches ‘invisible art’ as a bizarre new trend. Even the certificate of authenticity is the only tangible proof.

Nonverbal frustration—like sighing—now counts as discrimination after a tech manager’s audible exhales cost his firm a tribunal loss. Legal experts warn companies could field more ‘deep breath’ claims, as court testimony put workplace stress and HR policies under a microscope. "Had adjustments been made earlier, discrimination might have been avoided," the judge noted, setting a surreal new HR precedent.

Naming a child Broly—after a Dragon Ball character—has social media predicting playground chaos and broccoli gags. With four kids named for TV icons and only one chosen by mom, critics argue the naming tradition is less epic, more endurance test for the children’s future lunch hours.

A five-year Interbay lease for the Low Income Housing Institute’s encampment was cut short to make room for 20–22 new pickleball courts, bathrooms, and community space. Nearby businesses cheered, but the city’s unhoused lost their last legal place. One advocate called it “a surreal Seattle shuffle.”