📅 News: 2025-05-27
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Police Find Naked Man, Vaseline, Phone in Lowe’s Shed Surprise

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The incident unfolded after a witness reported a naked male in a Lowe’s parking lot shed. Police located the man lying on his back, using an open Vaseline jar and phone, and arrested him for obscenity. “He was watching ‘YouTube’ at the time,” police noted, as shoppers gawked.

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Police in Lowe’s display shed find naked man, Vaseline, and phone; 1 suspect, 4 sheds, and 2 stunned groups left Slidell employees quoting “YouTube” in disbelief.

Electric Toothbrush App Outsmarts Cheating Husband With Timestamped Evidence

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Brushing history turned detective: the app showed Friday morning use, even though the husband insisted he was at work. The wife confirmed her kids were at school, ruling them out. The so-called “innocent data” tracked his secret liaisons, with Jones noting, “When a device says someone brushed at 10:48 am, that’s hard to explain away.” A smart toothbrush outed the affair—oral hygiene turned high-tech informant.

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Electric toothbrush app logs, 2 kids, and Friday timestamps unmask a UK husband’s affair—busted by 10:48 am data, not lipstick. “Innocent data” wins.

Public Service Leak Memo Leaks; Roche Demands Firings, Chaos Ensues

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Roche’s leaked memo, intended to halt leaks, instead triggers public confusion and ridicule. The 22 May email urges staff to report concerns to managers, but Roche insists, “those responsible are exited from our employment.” Irony reigns as memo escapes secrecy.

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Public Service leak memo, Roche, and 22 May email spark chaos as Roche urges firings, but memo ironically leaks first, fueling ridicule and raising stakes.

Dr. Oz Imports 400 Canadian Ostriches After Bird Flu Panic Hits Farms

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Oz’s proposal to relocate the 400 infected Canadian ostriches triggers bemusement among animal experts and pandemic-watchers alike. This unexpected bird import saga, rooted in a real outbreak, gives ‘celebrity rescue’ a wild new meaning—ostriches may soon outnumber local farmhands.

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Dr. Oz, 400 ostriches, and bird flu collide as the TV doctor imports Canadian farm birds, sparking expert confusion and surreal headlines in animal rescue.

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Elephant Seal Blocks Cape Town Road, Cuddles SPCA Car in Daylight Drama

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Rescue workers deploy their plan after 1 elephant seal strolls through Gordon’s Bay, parking itself by the hood of an SPCA car. As a wildlife vet is summoned, locals marvel at the rare sight—“situation is under control”—while the seal enjoys the suburbs’ curb appeal.

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Elephant seal halts Cape Town road, lounges by SPCA car as rescuers stage 1 coordinated plan—suburban residents snap photos, baffled by their marine visitor’s bold moves.

East African Crowned Crane Alice Joins Herons, Nabbed in Issaquah Yard

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After Alice’s 6-day adventure with heron companions near Lake Sammamish, Cougar Mountain Zoo staff received a tip—she’d landed in a local yard. The 11:57 PM retrieval was drama-free, but her return sparked a joyful reunion: “Her bonded partner, Hatter, welcomed her home!”

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East African crowned crane Alice escapes, 6 days with herons, nabbed 11:57 PM in Issaquah; zookeepers call her return 'gentle' and partner Hatter rejoices.

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Bathroom Mirror TV Discovery Baffles Matthew Mann With Bizarre Tech Setup

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After revealing the mirror’s secret, Mann installed a universal remote and Firestick, turning the oddity into his personal movie theater. TikTok users pitched theories, from sci-fi dashboard tech to bathroom surveillance, with one calling it “so badass!”

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Bathroom mirror TV, hidden for years, leaves Matthew Mann stunned—TV screen and cable box found in 1 bathroom, prompting 4 million viral reactions.

Shrek Criticism Hits Moscow: Russian Lawmakers Slam Ogre’s Western Influence

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In a pointed presentation, Lantratova and Sergei Mironov accused Western films of 'indoctrinating' Russian children, linking Shrek, Monsters Inc., and the Grinch to a fading era of 'purely positive' characters. Their legal proposals aim to block such content, leaving Red Square imaginations forever changed by ogre-shaped shadows.

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Shrek, Moscow, and 3 lawmakers collide as Russian officials blast the ogre’s 'flawed' image, blaming his Western quirks for 21st-century childhood woes.

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Denver Yard Draws 5 Cars in 16 Months, Family Ponders Escape

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After yet another car barrels through their fence, the family’s sense of security is in shambles. Each incident piles up the damage, forcing awkward reunions between drivers and lawn ornaments. Even the mail carrier is nervous now—no one’s sure who’s next to hit the brakes.

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Denver yard draws 5 cars in 16 months, baffling family and insurers—one crash after another, leaving a literal driveway disaster and neighbors stunned.

Black Bear Crashes Kitchen Ceiling in Bell County at 5 A.M.

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After climbing a ladder and squeezing through an attic opening, the bear’s drop into the Bell County kitchen left both wildlife officers and homeowners wide-eyed. With no injuries reported, the impromptu bear visit became a Kentucky kitchen legend—just another day for local law enforcement who declared, “You don’t see that every shift.”

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Black bear crashes kitchen ceiling in Bell County, 5 A.M.—warden finds bear on stove, deputy assists exit. Surreal intrusion leaves Kentucky stunned.

Kangaroo Boarding Pass Standoff: AI Marsupial Calmly Outwaits Airport Debate

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Viewers, drawn by the kangaroo’s big eyes and composure, questioned if the 4 million–view video was real or AI. Grok, an AI assistant, confirmed: “Yes, the video of a kangaroo holding a boarding pass at an airport is likely AI-generated.” The marsupial never flinches.

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Kangaroo, boarding pass in paw, stars in viral AI airport standoff as 2 women debate its fate; over 4 million views highlight the unreal, adorable calm.

Alicia Davis Demands £150K Dates, Instagram Roars at “Spoiled” List

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Declaring her financial minimum isn’t enough, Davis also vetoes men lacking tattoos, dark hair, or loyalty. Her £280,000 earnings and sharp “I deserve the best” mantra amuse family and anger critics—making her requirements the stuff of meme legend.

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Alicia Davis insists suitors earn £150K, igniting Instagram memes and 126,000 fans’ “spoiled” reactions—her dating wish list divides the internet fiercely.

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Penguin Poop Clouds Chill Antarctica With Smelly Scientific Chain Reaction

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Ammonia from penguin guano triggers cloud formation, but the real twist comes from how it interacts with sulfur from ocean algae. This chemical synergy, observed by 7 researchers, means colonies covering square miles could shift cloud cover—turning the birds’ bathroom breaks into unexpected climate guardians.

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Penguin poop clouds and 20 million breeding pairs help cool Antarctica via ammonia aerosols, as scientists marvel at this unexpected, smelly climate synergy.

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NSA UFO Vault Locks Down 156 Classified Files After 1980 Court Clash

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In a sealed 1980 courtroom, NSA’s chief warned that revealing even summaries of intercepted UFO reports would expose methods and risk diplomatic chaos. The files span 1950–1979, with many cases involving mysterious bright lights and phantom radar blips. One analyst quipped, “Our blind spot to surprise is our real vulnerability.” Secrecy prevails—aliens or not.

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NSA UFO Vault keeps 156 secret files sealed after 1980 lawsuit, as officials claim release could ‘cripple’ intelligence—revealing how the bizarre stays hidden.

Drunk Man Joins Search Party, Accidentally Spends Night Looking for Himself

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After hours of combing the woods with 30 searchers, the man realized he was the target when his name echoed through the trees. This accidental self-rescue highlights the surreal risks of heavy drinking and the dedication of rural rescue teams. “I’m here!” he finally declared, baffling everyone.

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Drunk man unwittingly joins search party, spends 7 hours hunting for himself, leading to an ironic twist and a night no one will forget.