Police Find Naked Man, Vaseline, Phone in Lowe’s Shed Surprise

Police in Lowe’s display shed find naked man, Vaseline, and phone; 1 suspect, 4 sheds, and 2 stunned groups left Slidell employees quoting “YouTube” in disbelief.
Police in Lowe’s display shed find naked man, Vaseline, and phone; 1 suspect, 4 sheds, and 2 stunned groups left Slidell employees quoting “YouTube” in disbelief.
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