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Flapjack Octopus Carnarvonensis Stuns Scientists With Blood-Red Tentacles Discovery

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Only known from Carnarvon Canyon and Gascoyne Marine Parks, the Carnarvon Flapjack Octopus joins Australia’s growing list of bizarre deep-sea finds. Terms like 'deep-sea octopus discovery' and 'rare dumbo octopus species' now feature surreal creatures that can’t even change color. Imagine a blood-red pancake with eyes.

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Flapjack octopus Carnarvonensis, 1,510 meters deep, reveals blood-red tentacles and massive eyes—leaving 7 scientists baffled by its gelatinous weirdness.

Kurts Adams Rozentals Barred After £100K OnlyFans Windfall Stuns Canoe World

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Rozentals, forced to choose between his lucrative OnlyFans career and Olympic ambitions, says the £16,000 annual athlete grant barely covers London rent. Paddle UK’s “interim action” leaves him locked out, while his mother’s 90-hour work weeks haunt his decision. “I couldn't believe the words I was hearing.”

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Kurts Adams Rozentals, British canoeist, racks up £100,000 on OnlyFans, then gets suspended by Paddle UK—39 videos, 10,000 likes, Olympic dream on ice.

Cascade Mountain Hikers Mistake Friend for Dead, Mushrooms for Danger

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No one was injured, but the hikers’ 911 call led to a paramedic parade up the 5.6-mile Cascade Mountain trail after their “dead” friend turned out to be alive. Mushroom confusion left authorities baffled and hikers with the ultimate Adirondack campfire story.

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Cascade Mountain hikers, 2 tripping on mushrooms, mistake 1 companion for dead—911 rushes in, only to find a wild hallucinogenic mix-up on May 24.

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Thai Python Bites Man’s Penis, 11-Foot Toilet Nightmare Unfolds Fast

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The python, extracted from the plumbing by emergency crews wielding hammers, was later released into the wild. This surreal snake-in-toilet episode in Thailand left the bathroom wrecked and Boonmakchuay hospitalized, warning: “It clamped onto the tip of my genitals.”

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Thai python attack leaves Atthaporn Boonmakchuay with severe injury as 11-foot serpent bites his penis mid-urine, triggering frantic rescue in Chachoengsao.

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Bobcat Ignores Deputies’ Taser Lasers, Leaves Colorado Home Unimpressed

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Despite the deputies’ best laser-pointer tactics, the bobcat simply waited, unmoved by their gadgets. Ultimately, it strolled out the open back door. Colorado’s sheriff summed it up: 'Guess some intruders just aren’t dazzled by our high-tech tricks.' Exit: one unimpressed bobcat, no chase.

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Bobcat, deputies, and taser lasers: 1 home, 2 unmoved parties, 0 impressed felines. Colorado officers wield tech; bobcat exits calmly, quote: 'Not impressed.'

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Haribo Happy Cola Recall After Cannabis Contaminates 3 Kilogram Bags

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Only three bags of Haribo Happy Cola F!ZZ tested positive for cannabis, but the entire 1,000-gram batch with code L341-4002307906 faces recall. Haribo’s urgent warning asks consumers to avoid returns to stores and instead mail the candy for a refund—imagine cola-shaped gummies taking a detour through the postal system.

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Haribo Happy Cola recall hits as cannabis contaminates 3 kilogram bags, Dutch authorities confirm. Illnesses prompt urgent action—Haribo urges refunds, not returns.

Greggs Sausage Roll Crowned Wax Icon, Velvet Cushion Stuns London Crowd

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This iconic British pastry joins Shakespeare and Attenborough in Madame Tussauds’ culture capital zone, making history as the museum’s first food exhibit. Greggs sells 1 million sausage rolls daily—now one sits on velvet, immortalized in wax, crumbs and all, for National Sausage Roll Day.

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Greggs sausage roll waxwork debuts at Madame Tussauds, London—1 million rolls daily, regal blue velvet, classic plinth, commemorative plaque. “Synonymous with British culture.”

NASA, Prada Forge 2026 Moon Suit Pact, Astronauts Strut in Designer Gear

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Prada’s signature craftsmanship now shields Artemis astronauts from cosmic dust, marking the first time Milanese design launches into lunar orbit. The 2026 mission’s custom suits are engineered for mobility and style, giving lunar explorers a look that’s part science fiction, part haute couture moonwalk—no catwalk required.

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NASA, Prada, and 2026 Artemis spacesuits collide: astronauts in designer gear walk the Moon, fusing high fashion, lunar tech, and a dash of runway absurdity.

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Belgium Wind Farms Drain 3% Dutch Gusts, CEO Pleads for Coordination

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Remco Verzijlbergh of Whiffle highlights that Belgian wind farms’ placement leaves Dutch turbines literally in their wind shadow, with speeds dropping behind each turbine. As more wind farms crowd the North Sea, 'race to the water' fears rise. 'Coordination is needed,' he urges, picturing a sea of turbines vying for every last puff.

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Belgium wind farms siphon 3% Dutch wind, CEO warns of growing 'wind theft' as North Sea rivals jockey for breezy supremacy. Statistic stirs real international bluster.

Harvard Ethics Icon Francesca Gino Loses Tenure in Data Fraud Blow

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Gino, once head of Harvard’s Negotiations, Organizations and Markets Unit, becomes the first professor since the 1940s to lose tenure at the university. Ethics studies, administrative leave, and a new employment policy swirl together as Gino claims, “These are bogus allegations.” Picture: a résumé under lock and key.

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Harvard ethics professor Francesca Gino loses tenure after 80 years—fraud allegations, 2023 leave, and a $25 million lawsuit collide in academia’s rarest reversal.

Emus, Potato Point, and 12 Swimmers Revive Wild Aussie Coastline

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Brought from Western Australia 30 years ago, these emus proved surprisingly aquatic, establishing a colony protected by Eurobodalla National Park. Their seed-spreading talent is reviving local greenery, while nearly matching the population in this tiny seaside town—an emu-human standoff for the ages.

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Emus, Potato Point, and 12 swimmers escape island, outnumber 159 locals, and restore wild coast—residents cheer, “Let them have their own space!”