Flapjack octopus Carnarvonensis, 1,510 meters deep, reveals blood-red tentacles and massive eyes—leaving 7 scientists baffled by its gelatinous weirdness.
Kurts Adams Rozentals, British canoeist, racks up £100,000 on OnlyFans, then gets suspended by Paddle UK—39 videos, 10,000 likes, Olympic dream on ice.
Cascade Mountain hikers, 2 tripping on mushrooms, mistake 1 companion for dead—911 rushes in, only to find a wild hallucinogenic mix-up on May 24.
Thai python attack leaves Atthaporn Boonmakchuay with severe injury as 11-foot serpent bites his penis mid-urine, triggering frantic rescue in Chachoengsao.
Bobcat, deputies, and taser lasers: 1 home, 2 unmoved parties, 0 impressed felines. Colorado officers wield tech; bobcat exits calmly, quote: 'Not impressed.'
Haribo Happy Cola recall hits as cannabis contaminates 3 kilogram bags, Dutch authorities confirm. Illnesses prompt urgent action—Haribo urges refunds, not returns.
Greggs sausage roll waxwork debuts at Madame Tussauds, London—1 million rolls daily, regal blue velvet, classic plinth, commemorative plaque. “Synonymous with British culture.”
NASA, Prada, and 2026 Artemis spacesuits collide: astronauts in designer gear walk the Moon, fusing high fashion, lunar tech, and a dash of runway absurdity.
Belgium wind farms siphon 3% Dutch wind, CEO warns of growing 'wind theft' as North Sea rivals jockey for breezy supremacy. Statistic stirs real international bluster.
Harvard ethics professor Francesca Gino loses tenure after 80 years—fraud allegations, 2023 leave, and a $25 million lawsuit collide in academia’s rarest reversal.
Emus, Potato Point, and 12 swimmers escape island, outnumber 159 locals, and restore wild coast—residents cheer, “Let them have their own space!”