Case, a Canadian lawyer and new mom, started 30 minutes behind elite runners, yet powered through 21,325 feet of elevation and rugged terrain. Her fueling strategy—up to 100g carbs an hour—shows “athlete and mom” need not compete. Bib, baby, and victory in tow.

After filling a green Publix bag with $25.27 in groceries, Publix ditched his disguise and gave police a slippery time during arrest. Hollywood police report: “The arrestee had a black mask and black gloves in his crotch area.” Blue bananas never stood a chance.

Mirage’s story began in a dirt-covered pet carrier at Inspiration Point, where Tugaw’s rescue team expected only human tragedy. Instead, they found a battered feline with fractured ribs and a future. “I hope I can give her the perfect retirement life,” Tugaw said, as Mirage trades cliffs for catnaps and emergency flights for sunny window sills.

Demand for the limited-edition KFC-Hismile toothpaste left shelves empty after just 1 day. Described as tasting like 'biting into a hot, juicy piece of KFC Original Recipe Chicken,' it merges oral hygiene with fried chicken fantasy—making bathrooms smell like dinner rush.

Pipes from Ben & Jerry’s send high-strength ice cream waste directly to the St. Albans facility, where it’s digested into biogas and electricity. The plant, opened December 2024, is a model of industrial symbiosis—turning dessert mishaps into grid power and reducing emissions, as PurposeEnergy’s chief puts it.

Bears frequent Auburn pools seeking relief from California’s soaring heat, but this 2-bear swim class caught on video tops local oddities. Wildlife experts warn: keep snacks locked up or expect more furry swim instructors. Picture it—a bear cub paddling like it’s gym class.

Unbuckling early now means risking a 1,000 lira fine for Turkish airline passengers, as authorities double down on unruly flier behavior. The policy, aiming to boost cabin safety, turns the last stretch of runway into a tense showdown between nerves and regulations.

Officials cite a 2015 study linking kira-kira names to higher ER visits, demanding parents explain every creative kanji twist. With Japan’s birthrate plunging, critics warn the crackdown risks stifling linguistic evolution—no more Pikachu on playground roll calls.

State politics now feature lawmakers waving dolls at debates and holding mock votes. The dolls’ hyper-realism—glass eyes, weighted limbs—makes Brazilian legislatures resemble toy stores more than chambers of power. “People wonder if the dolls have opinions,” joked one official, as selfies multiply.

Management fined the dog owner 10,000 baht and issued a formal warning to the snake owner after the viral snake protest. Online, one user quipped, “If they fine only the snake owner, they might find snakes in their office next,” as residents imagined reptiles crawling into meetings.

No human matched Ronan’s precision across all tested rhythms. In this latest animal musicality study, Ronan’s disco-worthy head-bobs outshone even seasoned drummers, confirming her as a top ambassador for animal beat detection. “She’s much better than when she was a kid,” researchers marveled, as the sea lion’s rhythmic legacy grew.

Contestants, including 10-year-old Cooper Wallace—junior champion for the second year—battled for avian glory. The event’s quirky mission: boost the gull’s image from ‘beach rat’ to beloved bird. “I’ll need some more feathers,” Brynald mused for next year.

The rare gold lobster, thanks to a genetic twist, now enjoys celebrity status among marine animals at the hands-on aquarium. Donated by Nordic restaurant, this golden rarity surprises visitors as Hall hears fourth-graders gasp, "Most people assume it’s a different kind of lobster."

Clermont, from Morriston, claimed he was waiting for an “unknown woman” for sex, explaining to police that he just “wanted to have sexual intercourse” at the gas station. The pickup truck chase ended a mile away, with officers recovering several bottles of alcohol and the infamous device. Clermont’s surreal pit stop leaves Ocala’s RaceTrac forever changed.

The animal rights group’s request to rebrand World Milk Day includes citing up to 400,000,000 pus cells per litre and 60% mastitis rates as reasons for change. PETA’s push for the term 'bovine mammary secretion' offers a tongue-in-cheek twist on global dairy celebrations, conjuring images of cows, calves, and confused copywriters.

Three consumer complaints about finding wood in Dinty Moore beef stew triggered the recall. With best by FEB 2028 and lot code T02045, these 20-oz. cans now spark questions about what else could be lurking at the bottom of a hearty meal. Splinters: not listed in the ingredients.

Confusion rippled through the historic cathedral as raw chickens in diapers took center stage, stunning both dignitaries and clergy. The performance left officials apologizing for the odd poultry twist, while guests struggled to process the feather-free choreography.