📅 News: 2025-05-31
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Florida Man in ‘COKE’ Shirt Sells Crack, Arrested With $40 Irony

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Simmons, 53, just released from a 3-year sentence, was booked at St. Lucie County jail after selling crack in a soda-branded shirt. Police cited his “blue shirt with red lettering” and $40 in hand. Repeat convictions stretch back to 1990s—irony, meet Florida man.

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Florida man in ‘COKE’ shirt sells 4 crack rocks for $40, police say. Arrest at Fort Pierce home delivers peak irony and a $55,000 bond surprise.

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Peng Yujiang Catapulted 8,598 Metres By Cloud Suck Over Qilian Mountains

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After enduring the violent updraft, Peng was banned from flying for six months, along with his friend who filmed the viral Douyin video. Aviation experts warn cloud suck pushes paragliders to altitudes rivaling commercial jets, with only an icy beard for company.

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Peng Yujiang, Chinese paraglider, blasted 8,598 metres skyward by cloud suck near Qilian Mountains; frostbitten, banned, and now an internet legend for surviving the ordeal.

Neighbour Demands Lawn Mow, Sulks After 'Hire Me' Joke Backfires

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His neighbour’s request—just the 'front part' of her lawn—falls flat after his cheeky reply. Online, commenters debate: is she lazy or just bold? The saga grows as her grass remains defiantly feral, a monument to suburban boundaries and unspoken rules.

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Neighbour, demand, 2 lawns—man mowing his own in 32°C heat gets asked to do a second, replies 'Are you hiring me?' and sparks a standoff that leaves grass wild.

Virat Kohli Doppelganger Serves Prasad, Stuns 1 Million Temple Visitors

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The man, spotted on May 31, 2025, drew hundreds of comments after food vlogger Pratham Arora posted the clip. As “Kohli” handed out sacred snacks, users joked about cricket retirements and temple careers, fueling SEO buzz for “Virat Kohli lookalike video.” “@AnushkaSharma will get confused as to who is the real @imVkohli,” quipped one amused commenter, as the crowd’s stunned faces rivaled any cricket match for drama.

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Virat Kohli doppelganger in Odisha temple hands out prasad, triggers 1 million online double-takes and wild “not Kohli!” reactions from devotees and fans.

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Meta AI Judges Privacy Risks, Humans Relegated to Algorithmic Bystanders

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Product teams answer AI-driven questionnaires, receiving instant decisions on privacy, youth, and integrity risks. The result: engineers, not privacy experts, steer critical updates. One former insider quips, 'engineers are not privacy experts.' Expect some surreal algorithmic whiplash.

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Meta AI now decides 90% of privacy risks, sidelining humans and unleashing instant algorithmic verdicts—engineers call it 'higher risks,' all for speed.

AI Actors Trapped Onscreen Demand Rights, Repeatedly Lose Heads

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Existence for these AI actors means endless repetition—every action dictated by directors’ prompts. The mockumentary spotlights how 7 digital performers work tirelessly, never paid, only hallucinating life outside scripts. The result? Viewers are manipulated into caring about those who can’t truly suffer: “Congratulations, you’ve been manipulated.”

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AI actors, rights, and 7 endless retakes collide in this surreal mockumentary; digital performers trapped onscreen demand justice, repeatedly losing their heads.

Czech Justice Minister Offloads $45M Bitcoin Gift, Quits Amid Convict Chaos

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Crypto intrigue deepens as the Justice Minister’s $45M Bitcoin liquidation triggers shockwaves through Prague’s political ranks. The bizarre intersection of digital currency, government ethics, and convicted pal’s generosity leaves observers bewildered. “Unprecedented,” insiders mutter, as Czech politics reckons with a Bitcoin-shaped riddle.

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Czech Justice Minister, $45M Bitcoin, and convict gift collide: Minister unloads crypto windfall, resigns in wild twist, leaving Czech politics scrambling to explain.

Washington Truck Crash Unleashes 250 Million Bees, Police Urge Retreat

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Authorities in Washington scramble after the truck accident sets 250 million bees loose. Swarms force road closures and attract bee experts, with Whatcom County Sheriff warning, “AVOID THE AREA.” The truck’s cargo intended for crop pollination now buzzes free, clouding highways.

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Washington police scramble as 250 million bees escape truck crash, unleashing chaos near Canadian border. Swarms halt roads as experts and officers dodge stings.

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Owls Brandish Towels Like Jedi Robes at Global Rehab Centers

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Handlers at 7 wildlife hospitals use towels to calm injured owls for exams and photos, creating a global gallery of unimpressed, robe-wrapped raptors. Eurasian scops owl from Skopje appears oddly pleased, while Grace at Australia Zoo showcases classic owl attitude.

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Owls in towels, 3 continents and 7 hospitals: rescued birds brandish robes after wild mishaps—handlers snap photos of these reluctant, towel-draped Jedi.