Florida Man in ‘COKE’ Shirt Sells Crack, Arrested With $40 Irony

Simmons, 53, just released from a 3-year sentence, was booked at St. Lucie County jail after selling crack in a soda-branded shirt. Police cited his “blue shirt with red lettering” and $40 in hand. Repeat convictions stretch back to 1990s—irony, meet Florida man.
Florida man in ‘COKE’ shirt sells 4 crack rocks for $40, police say. Arrest at Fort Pierce home delivers peak irony and a $55,000 bond surprise.