📅 News: 2025-06-01
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Thomas Parr’s 152nd Birthday Draws King, Ends With Life-Pill Fame

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Parr’s age and abrupt London demise became a sensation—two centuries later, Herbert Ingram launched Parr’s Life Pills, claiming the secret recipe. The oddity of a 152-year-old’s supposed wellness formula made his name a byword for dubious longevity cures and poetic tributes.

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Thomas Parr’s 152nd birthday and London journey spark kingly attention, then death—yet his name and “life pills” outlive him, fueling odd fame centuries later.

Annette Hubbell Sues After One-Woman Show on Black Icons Canceled

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Hubbell’s lawsuit over losing the Black icons show role brings a new twist: her attorney claims the decision “defies both history and common sense.” The case joins a wave of identity-based casting disputes, turning Hollywood’s diversity debate into a surreal legal performance, complete with baffled judges and bewildered audiences.

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Annette Hubbell lawsuit, 1-woman show, 2 Black civil rights icons: Writer sues after 1 canceled performance, claiming race-based discrimination and irony.

Haryana Pothole Jolt Revives 'Dead' 80-Year-Old, Funeral Halted

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Declared dead after four days on a ventilator, Brar's pulse returned after the ambulance hit a pothole near Dhand village. SEO terms like 'pothole miracle' and 'Karnal hospital' trend as mourners switch from grief to feasting, tent still standing, wood stacked unused.

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Haryana pothole, 80-year-old Darshan Singh Brar, and 'dead' status collide—ambulance jolt triggers hand movement, halts funeral, shocks mourners, and hospital confirms life.

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Amazon Rainforest Bulldozed for COP30 Road as Locals Mourn Açaí Loss

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This new four-lane COP30 road slices through Amazon wetlands, disconnecting protected habitats and leaving locals cut off. Wildlife vet Silvia Sardinha warns, 'From the moment of deforestation, there is a loss.' Sloths may now dodge trucks instead of tree branches.

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Amazon rainforest bulldozed for COP30 as 13km of forest vanish, 50,000 summit guests arrive, and açaí harvesters say 'everything was destroyed'—ironic legacy grows.

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Banana Etiquette Guru William Hanson Wields Knife, Fork, Baffles Millions

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Hanson’s banana protocol, echoing Queen Elizabeth II’s own cutlery technique, left followers incredulous: “I’m not doing extra dishes for a banana, William.” Instagram’s 40,000 comments prove etiquette, fruit, and forks make for a surreal, slippery spectacle.

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Banana etiquette expert William Hanson, 1 plate, 2 utensils—declares 40,000 stunned viewers worldwide have peeled bananas wrong for years. “Not like a primate,” he insists, sparking global banana confusion.

Temu Robot Dog Fires Pellets, Fakes Urine, Baffles Reviewers for $50

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Clippy’s plastic limbs barely support his weight, yet he’s armed with a spinal-mounted pellet gun and water-absorbent ammo. Tech reviewers call it an elongated CCTV camera on legs, echoing Boston Dynamics’ look—minus the engineering. Prepare for Christmas cracker-level durability and surprise ‘pee’ attacks.

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Temu robot dog launches $50 chaos: pellet gun, fake urine, and baffled reviewers collide in plastic canine mayhem, leaving tech experts quoting, “strangest thing I’ve ever tested.”

Lord Miles Tracks AirPods to Pakistan, Plots Wild Police Retrieval

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Determined to recover the AirPods, Miles uses Apple’s Find My app, locates them in Jhelum, and prepares to storm the site with local police. Social media users mock the logic of spending more on travel than new AirPods—one warns, “My dude, you’re not gonna wanna put those in your ears ever again lol.”

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Lord Miles, AirPods, Pakistan: UK YouTuber tracks stolen device for 1 year, enlists police, vows on-camera retrieval near Jhelum. “Don’t like thieves!”

Smartwatch Sleep Scores Jolt 2025 Dutch Clinics With Surreal Anxiety

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Anxiety from wearable sleep data now drives record 2025 clinic visits in the Netherlands. Sleep apps' mysterious algorithms and 'red warnings' prompt even healthy users to doubt their rest—leading to surreal scenes of patients convinced by phantom sleep problems and relentless digital alarms.

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Smartwatch sleep scores, Dutch clinics, and 2025: 3 experts warn vivid anxiety spikes as inaccurate sleep apps trigger mass confusion—'Red warnings' drive real worry.

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British Airways Steward Found Naked Dancing In Toilet On Packed Flight

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After his mid-flight disappearance, the suspended steward was found in the cabin bathroom, reportedly under the influence of drugs. Fellow crew called his actions 'dangerous.' He spent the rest of the 10.5-hour journey in first class pajamas, escorted off at Heathrow in a wheelchair.

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British Airways steward, 470 passengers, 1 naked dance: Crew finds him in cabin toilet, 'completely out of it.' Suspended after wild San Francisco–London trip.

Louisiana House Bans Chemtrails, Demands Cloud Patrols and Weekly Sightings

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Legislation orders Louisiana’s environmental agency to track chemtrail complaints and send them to the Air National Guard. The bill, stripped of penalties, leaves agencies squinting skyward, as 58 lawmakers agree: “At least once a week—from my house to the Capitol.” Watch for airborne nanochemicals on the commute.

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Louisiana House, chemtrails, and 58 lawmakers demand weekly cloud patrols after passing a vivid ban—“look up for big white lines”—in a 58-32 vote.