📅 News: 2025-06-02
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🌍World
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Czech Coroner Declares 88-Year-Old Dead, Woman Wakes Up Breathing

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Declared dead by a Czech coroner, the pensioner surprised funeral workers by breathing and opening her eyes mid-prep. Emergency services rushed her to hospital, while police launched an investigation into the surreal near-burial blunder.

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Czech coroner’s blunder: 88-year-old woman declared dead wakes up inside her own coffin in Pilsen, stunning funeral staff and launching a police probe.

Paradromics Connexus Brain Implant Dives Into Human Skull, Exits in 10 Minutes

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Researchers, using a unique surgical window, implanted the Connexus device—smaller than a dime with 420 electrodes—into a consenting epilepsy patient’s temporal lobe. After 10 minutes, the device was removed, leaving witnesses marveling at its data-capturing speed and tiny size.

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Paradromics Connexus brain implant enters human skull, records neural signals in 10-minute test, then vanishes—leaving researchers stunned by its swift debut.

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Krkonoše Hikers Unearth 3.7kg Gold Coins, Jewelry Buried for Decades

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The box, packed with French, Belgian, and Ottoman gold coins plus tobacco pouches, stunned numismatists at the Museum of East Bohemia. Finders followed Czech law, reporting the stash for a possible ₹30 lakh ($36,145) reward—proof that hiking boots sometimes lead to buried fortunes, not just blisters.

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Krkonoše hikers discover 3.7kg gold coins, jewelry, and 598 coins from 1808 in a buried metal box, turning a quiet trek into a $340,000 treasure saga.

Fantastic Four Rock Jennifer Upstages Ebon Moss-Bachrach’s Thing Role

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Jennifer the rock’s starring role replaced standard stand-ins on Marvel’s 2025 Fantastic Four set, making orange geology more famous than some actors. Search interest in “Fantastic Four Jennifer rock stunt double” spiked, as crew joked about her “zero complaints, zero bathroom breaks.”

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Fantastic Four’s orange rock Jennifer joins Ebon Moss-Bachrach, 1 literal boulder upstaging superhero The Thing—Marvel’s 2025 set gets geological and surreal.

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Memphis Burglars Pedal Countertop, Faucet Past Baffled Witnesses, Sink Snubbed

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No ordinary burglary, this Midtown Memphis escapade featured 2 pedal-powered suspects balancing kitchen loot while the forsaken sink watched. With neighbors snapping photos and officers noting the duo’s wobbly getaway, the search for the city’s boldest bicycle plumbers continues—sinkless and sensational.

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Memphis burglars on bikes haul countertop and faucet, leaving 1 sink behind; 2 men, 1 kitchen, 0 subtlety—witnesses stunned as police scratch heads.

Activist Kevin Cox Draws Chalk Crosswalk, City Calls Vandalism, 12-Month Risk

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Cox’s defiant move followed months of ignored safety pleas and a fatal crash at the intersection. The city erased his chalk lines with black paint, but the legal fallout continues, with a July 14 trial date set. “There is a marked crosswalk now… It’s chalk, not paint,” Cox emailed city officials.

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Activist Kevin Cox, chalk crosswalk, and city outrage collide as 1 activist risks 12 months for drawing a makeshift crosswalk at a deadly Virginia intersection.

Florida Bear Naps in Naples Condo Lobby, Police Share Sleepy Snap

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After the bear’s Gulf dip and lobby nap, Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission officials safely relocated the exhausted animal. Naples police posted the surreal scene online, turning a sleepy bear into a brief local celebrity. The lobby became an unlikely bear den for one unforgettable afternoon.

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Florida bear naps in Naples condo lobby, Gulf swim leaves 1 furry trespasser exhausted; police, residents, and wildlife crew unite for a photo-worthy eviction.

Porcupine Hides 538 Miles in Plane Wreck, Helicopter, Boat, Flatbed

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Rescue workers sedated the porcupine via a tiny plane window, pulling it out by the front arms—no quills shed. The group, more used to marmots, dubbed the incident “porcupine on a plane” and are consulting authorities on the best wild release spot.

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Porcupine, plane, and 538-mile journey headline this British Columbia rescue; animal found under pilot’s seat after multi-vehicle odyssey, leaving rescuers stunned.

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🔬Science
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Scientists Launch Earth Bacteria Toward Enceladus in Icy Moon Experiment

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The proposal involves sending living bacteria across 790 million miles to test survival in Enceladus’s frozen plumes. Critics call this “cosmic contamination,” while some researchers compare it to gardening on interstellar ice. The result: Saturn’s moon may soon host Earth’s tiniest invaders.

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Scientists target Enceladus, Saturn’s icy moon, for a 2025 experiment: launching Earth bacteria to test survival. Astrobiologists are stunned and divided.

Mike Lindell's 'Lumpy Pillow' Outburst Adds Absurdity to Defamation Deposition

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Lindell's tirade included labeling the opposing counsel as an 'ambulance-chasing a**hole' and insisting, 'No, they're not lumpy pillows.' This heated exchange underscored the CEO's intense commitment to his product's reputation, even amid serious legal challenges.

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Mike Lindell's deposition erupts as he vehemently denies 'lumpy pillow' claims, turning the defamation case into a surreal courtroom spectacle.

Bryan Johnson Claims 300 Percent Vessel Growth After 90 Days Oxygen

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Johnson’s experiment also shrank his Alzheimer’s risk marker by 28 percent and improved UV skin damage by 10 percent. This longevity crusade, featuring oxygen chambers and erection charts, delivers literal age-defiance—his biology now reads like a child’s science fair winner.

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Bryan Johnson spends $2 million, claims 300 percent vessel growth and 1000 percent akkermansia boost after 90 days oxygen therapy—his telomeres now rival a 10-year-old's.

🌀Misc
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Annabelle Doll Returns, Owner Locks Up Haunted Toy After Escape Panic

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Owner insists Annabelle was never loose, despite viral memes and conspiracy buzz linking the doll’s New Orleans visit to a May 15 plantation fire and May 16 inmate escape. Catholic priest Father Bob blessed Annabelle throughout her journey—just in case.

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Annabelle Doll returns to Warren Occult Museum, owner Tony Spera locks up the infamous haunted toy after wild escape rumors and bizarre New Orleans coincidences.

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Pet Zebra Causes Tennessee Highway Chaos, Dashes Into Woods Unseen

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Arriving Friday, the zebra’s wild sprint on Interstate 24 forced deputies to block traffic in both directions. As Tennessee pet law allows zebras with no permit, baffled motorists snapped photos of the equine fugitive as it disappeared into the forest, leaving authorities—and drivers—searching for stripes among the trees.

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Pet zebra triggers Tennessee chaos as it bolts down Interstate 24, vanishes into woods within 24 hours of arrival, leaving deputies and drivers stunned.

Brazilian Nuns Unleash Beatboxing Funk, Dazzle Live TV Audiences Nationwide

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Trading silence for high-tempo funk, the nuns’ electrifying act was broadcast to millions on national television, blending faith and unexpected showmanship. Their confident choreography and playful beatboxing turned the convent into a viral dance floor, with viewers left clamoring for an encore.

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Brazilian nuns, 5 in full habits, beatbox and dance on live TV, stunning viewers and sparking viral delight. Their bold moves blend faith and funk, leaving audiences speechless.

VR Video Game Trains Eyesight, 10 Gamers Stun Kwansei Researchers

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Playing this VR game at three-day intervals, even those with moderate to severe short-sightedness saw measurable vision gains. The study’s lead notes, 'Even pseudo-myopia can be reversed,' making screen time suddenly sound like a prescription—if you’re into virtual target practice.

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VR video game, 10 participants, and Kwansei Gakuin University upend decades-old warnings as eyesight measurably improves after just six weeks of play.

Mint Sauce Sheep Chugs Lager, Outshocks Dulwich Pub Legends Forever

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After Mint Sauce’s lager-fueled reign, The Grove pub’s closure in 2014 left Dulwich reeling. The building, once a family-friendly hub with rabbits, guinea pigs, and sheep, now sits empty—its only regulars skateboarders in the car park. “Pubs tell you so much about social history,” Cullen notes.

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Mint Sauce sheep, lager legend, stunned Dulwich pub scene with 1980s antics—one of 200 historic closures, yet locals still recall “never so much turkey.”

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Texas Sheriff Deploys 83,000 License Cameras in Cross-State Abortion Hunt

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After Dobbs, Texas officers wield Flock’s ALPR tech—spanning 6,809 networks—to pursue abortion suspects even in legal states. Friends’ tips can spark a nationwide manhunt, all logged with chillingly blunt reasons like “had an abortion.” Privacy now feels like a relic of the past.

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Texas sheriff uses 83,000 license cameras, Flock tech, and cross-state data to hunt woman post-abortion; privacy and legality clash in a digital dragnet.

Volusia Deputy Erica Muzzy Arrested Riding Motorcycle With Fake ‘CHASEM3’ Tag

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After leaving the WaWa with other riders, Muzzy chose a counterfeit tag over calling a tow truck, leading to a $2,500 bond and the Volusia County jail. The sheriff’s office is now scrutinizing her social media for reckless motorcycle stunts—law enforcement’s new viral sensation.

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Volusia Deputy Erica Muzzy, 1 fake ‘CHASEM3’ tag, and 2 arrests collide: off-duty cop’s midnight motorcycle ride ends in jail, not Daytona glory.

Gravitational Waves Forge Human Evolution, Uranium Core Ignites Cosmic Chain

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By driving neutron stars together, gravitational waves triggered kilonova explosions—spewing uranium and thorium that heat Earth’s interior. This process fuels volcanism, plate tectonics, and ultimately, the rise of intelligent life. One scientist described it as “the engine behind the abundance of heavy elements.” Imagine evolution powered by colliding stars.

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Gravitational waves, uranium, and 2015’s neutron star collision link 3 key elements to human evolution in a cosmic chain reaction—scientists call it “a domino of existence.”

📅 News: 2025-06-06
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