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Feces Floods Shipping Container: 3,500 Kilograms Per Lifetime, Says Wood

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Every human, according to Wood’s book Earthly Materials, can expect to produce enough poop to overflow industrial storage, paired with a Niagara of urine. This vivid statistic transforms life’s daily business into a monumental feat of biological engineering.

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Feces and urine star in Cutter Wood’s new stats: 3,500 kilograms and 38,000 liters per lifetime overflow a shipping container, revealing the epic scale of human output.

Woman Zhao Sends 1,000kg Onions to Cheating Ex, Demands Tears

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The ex-boyfriend, unmoved by Zhao’s onion avalanche, instead resold the 1,000kg haul for over 1,000 yuan, flipping heartbreak into profit. Meanwhile, the overwhelmed delivery man made nearly 50 trips in five hours, nearly crying himself at the sight of so many onions.

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Woman Zhao ships 1,000kg onions to cheating ex in Shandong, demanding tears and revenge. Her bold delivery ends with a resold onion windfall, not heartbreak.

Alix Lynx Earns $2,500 Measuring Nose, Bouncing Giant Balloons On Camera

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Not every request involves nudity: Lynx’s bestsellers feature her inflating rocking-chair-sized balloons and meticulously measuring her nose on camera. Charging between $700 and $2,500 per clip, she calls her work “art—personal, intimate, and almost irreplaceable.”

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Alix Lynx charges up to $2,500 for five-minute balloon-bouncing and nose-measuring videos, baffling fans with her surreal, fully clothed custom content artistry.

Amber the Retriever Cross Swims 1 Mile, Returns After 100-Mile Escape

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Declared fit by a vet despite losing significant weight, Amber’s journey included nightly food drops on Brownsea Island and a dramatic rescue after she hooked her paws onto a ferry ladder. “She wasn’t going to make it,” said crew mate Ethan Grant, recalling the surreal scene.

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Amber the retriever cross goes missing for 36 days, travels 100 miles, and swims 1 mile to Brownsea Island before rescue—“What a girl!” says foster owner.

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Labrador Ted Rescued After 26-Foot Mine Shaft Plunge in Victoria

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Firefighters, alerted by Penny’s anxious vigil, descended into the abandoned shaft to save Ted, while neighbors and the Country Fire Authority crew secured nearby hazards. “When we arrived, Penny was quite agitated,” said Fire Brigade Capt. David Wheeldon, underscoring the drama of Ted’s ordeal.

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Labrador Ted plunges 26 feet into Victoria mine shaft, Penny stands watch for days as firefighters mount dramatic rescue, ending with a jubilant reunion.

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University of Melbourne Gooning Club Instagram Suspended Over Trademark Tiff

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After Meta suspended the Gooning Club account for infringing the University of Melbourne’s trademark, the club’s creator promised a new version open to all Melbourne students. One deleted post touted 'more time to goon,' drawing campus-wide attention.

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University of Melbourne Gooning Club Instagram gains 12,000 likes, then vanishes after trademark clash; Meta suspends account, leaving baffled followers.

Florida Alligators Crash Pools, Deputies Remove Two in One Day

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Deputies called the double pool invasion a vivid reminder of gator mating season, when alligators become unusually adventurous. The sheriff’s office stressed even fully fenced yards aren’t safe, stating, 'As unbelievable as it looks, this is the second time today.' Imagine enjoying a swim—then spotting a 7-foot scaly guest lounging by the deep end.

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Florida alligators invade two residential pools, deputies and trapper team up to remove 7-foot reptile in Martin County, both incidents linked to gator mating season.

Opossum Rescued Mid-Bridge on Mackinac, Police Cage Furry Fugitive

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Bridge workers and a sheriff’s deputy quickly responded after the opossum’s surprise appearance, highlighting the bridge’s growing reputation for wild animal crossings. Just last week, a family of Canada geese toured the causeway, prompting staff to joke about “bridge wildlife tours.”

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Opossum rescue halts Mackinac Bridge traffic as staff and sheriff wrangle one marsupial into a cage, May 29, before releasing it in Mackinaw City—bridge officials amused.

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Botanical Water Technologies Extracts Millions of Liters from Vegetables Annually

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Water once wasted during vegetable and fruit processing now pours forth as potable thanks to BWT’s clever Water Harvesting Units. If scaled to 10,000 facilities, the tech could supply 3 trillion liters of clean water yearly, easing aquifer strain and conjuring a world where your next glass might hail from a tomato’s lost tears.

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Botanical Water Technologies captures millions of liters of drinking water from vegetables using Water Harvesting Units, transforming global food processing waste into clean water with a surprising payoff: no extra treatment needed.

Harrods Too Good To Go Bag Delivers £24 Cakes, Bread for £8 Shock

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Roshini’s TikTok review showed the funfetti cake slice scored a perfect 10, with fans calling the discounted Harrods bag a rare find. The £6.50 Japanese milk bread and brioche added to the windfall, all devoured in a flurry of buttery crumbs and disbelief.

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Harrods Too Good To Go bag gives one Londoner £24 of cakes and bread for just £8, prompting stunned reactions and viral reviews. 'Best bag I’ve seen!' fans declare.

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Uber Eats Courier Kayaks Regent’s Canal, TikTok Cheers 'CanoeberEats' Route

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Instead of a car or bike, the courier paddled a green kayak past canal bridges, prompting reactions like “God forbid a man takes the scenic route.” The unusual Uber Eats delivery method left Londoners speculating about app updates and scenic shortcuts through Islington and Finsbury Park.

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Uber Eats courier kayaks Regent’s Canal, Hackney, with delivery box in tow, drawing 1 million TikTok views and 'CanoeberEats' jokes after unique June 3 delivery.

Macron Waxwork Swiped by Activists, Popped Outside Russian Embassy Paris

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Greenpeace staged the waxwork heist to protest France’s ongoing trade with Russia despite sanctions and Macron’s vocal support for Ukraine. The statue, paraded with protest signs, has not been recovered. No arrests reported, but police and museum staff remain baffled by the audacious daylight stunt.

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Macron waxwork, worth €40,000, stolen by Greenpeace activists in Paris, reappears outside Russian embassy with placards, highlighting France’s €17.9bn Russian gas ties.

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Cinnamons Restaurant Shut Down After £35,000 Curry Odour Battle

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Despite spending £35,000 on ventilation, Cinnamons could not afford a new £50,000 system and faced repeated abatement notices. The council prosecuted, forcing closure and making chefs homeless, as one review mourned: “We are so lucky to have this restaurant.”

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Cinnamons restaurant in Wheatley closed after 20 years, a £35,000 ventilation attempt, and a £25,000 fine for persistent curry odours, leaving 10 staff jobless.

Thai Chicken Rockets to Space Menu, Passes NASA’s Taste Test Triumph

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Selected after NASA’s multi-stage lab tests, the Thai chicken meals—crafted by Charoen Pokphand Foods and the Thai government—will be devoured by astronauts from several nations on the International Space Station. Their journey marks a new era in astronaut food, with “Thai Kitchen to the Universe” now a reality. Expect floating curry pouches and national pride at liftoff.

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Thai chicken joins NASA’s Axiom Mission 4 menu as the first Thai food in space, passing tough U.S. taste tests and launching on June 9, 2025, to global acclaim.

BJP Demands Penguin Chicks Get Marathi Names in Mumbai Zoo Standoff

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The Mumbai zoo’s penguin chicks, just days old, are at the center of a 2-party clash as BJP insists on Marathi-only names. This unusual standoff has city officials juggling language pride with penguin cuteness, while visitors await the verdict with bated breath.

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BJP demands Mumbai zoo penguin chicks receive Marathi names, igniting a 2-party standoff over bird naming, as language and politics collide in Mumbai’s zoo.

FEMA Chief David Richardson Forgets Hurricanes Exist, Baffles 200 Staffers

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Richardson’s baffling admission, delivered during a daily FEMA meeting, triggered confusion and poor morale amid ongoing resignations and polygraph tests. A Homeland Security spokesperson insisted FEMA remains “laser focused” on disaster response, but staffers weren’t reassured.

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FEMA chief David Richardson, 200 staffers, and 8 hurricanes collide as he forgets U.S. hurricane season exists, causing disbelief and low agency morale.

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Hope Scholarship Bans Witchcraft Herbs, Livestock, Ammo; Parents Bewildered

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The board’s June ruling blocks families from spending voucher funds on magical herbs, goats, or bullets, forcing creative substitutions for at least 3 major school projects. One parent reportedly quipped, “Do they expect us to conjure up alternatives?”

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Hope Scholarship board bans witchcraft herbs, animals, and ammunition from voucher use, stunning West Virginia parents and leaving 3 supply lists in chaos.

North Korean Smartphone Secretly Screenshots Users, Swaps 'Oppa' for 'Comrade'

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Examining the phone, BBC reporters found every typed 'South Korea' changed to 'puppet state,' and youth squads in North Korea routinely stop citizens to inspect these devices for forbidden language. Screenshots are stored in inaccessible folders, letting authorities later review private activity—an Orwellian twist on smartphone security.

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North Korean smartphone takes screenshots every 5 minutes and swaps 'oppa' for 'comrade,' enforcing censorship with hidden folders and relentless government surveillance.