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🕙3 hrs agoKenmore’s 53 Right Shoes Vanish: Police Hunt One-Legged Mastermind, CCTV Baffled
While the lone bandit ignored every left shoe, CCTV captured only vague outlines, igniting theories from elaborate prank to one-legged supervillain. “What do thieves do with one shoe?” and “Can police track bizarre shoe crimes?” trend as Kenmore braces for a midnight left-shoe counterstrike. Police urge: report suspicious footwear activity.
Kenmore shoe theft unlaces logic: 53 right shoes stolen from Brookfield Road business. Why just rights? “Why steal one shoe?” and “Is shoe theft common?” trend as baffled police probe a one-legged phantom with impeccable taste.