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🕙7 hrs agoNorfolk Village Hosts 43rd World Snail Racing: Lettuce Trophy Shock

Bilbo’s breakout bid proved prophetic, as Shell Rowe’s lettuce-laden trophy upended the racing world’s expectations. Top searches include 'World Snail Racing rules' and 'Who is the fastest snail?' The event’s absurdity peaked with snails wearing numbered stickers and handlers whispering encouragement—Rowe’s rented racer now the stuff of gastropod legend. “The ones that are trying to make a breakout, maybe they’re a good choice,” she noted.
World Snail Racing Championships Norfolk: Bilbo Sluggins beats 150 rivals, handler rents snail, wins lettuce-stuffed trophy. Why do snails race? Can you rent a champion mollusk? Winner tried to escape, now immortalized in salad lore.