Alabama Officials Face Lawsuit Over Alleged Organ Harvesting

Alabama officials sued for alleged inmate organ harvesting—true crime and dystopia merge in the Deep South's darkest subplot yet.
Alabama officials sued for alleged inmate organ harvesting—true crime and dystopia merge in the Deep South's darkest subplot yet.
Congress votes to cut funding to the Taliban—bureaucracy finally catches up with irony in foreign policy’s longest-running whoopsie.
Florida man baffled after weed stolen from parked car—apparently, "parked" doesn’t mean "safe from crime."
Education Secretary advocates for AI in kindergartens—soon, kids will have tech teaching them everything but how to color inside the lines.
Florida man arrested for renting out a house he didn’t own—turns out the only thing more confusing than Florida real estate is Florida real estate law.
California bill proposes banning teens over 16 from the front seat—because nothing says “independence” like relegating your teenager to the back.
Social Security declares living immigrants dead to encourage departure—bureaucratic mix-ups take a dark turn into the afterlife.
Sudbury man learns wiping feces on someone counts as assault—legal lessons get a lot more uncomfortable when they’re hands-on.
Pastor claims security scanners could "turn you gay"—because apparently, modern technology now comes with its own set of bizarre side effects.