Three Cases of ‘100% Fatal’ Brain Disease Emerge in Tiny Oregon Town

Tiny Oregon town reports ‘100% fatal’ brain disease—because nothing says “welcome” like a medical mystery straight out of a sci-fi thriller.
Tiny Oregon town reports ‘100% fatal’ brain disease—because nothing says “welcome” like a medical mystery straight out of a sci-fi thriller.
Janitor caught spicing up kids’ meals with feces—turns out, some people really shouldn’t be in charge of anything edible.
Elephants form ‘alert circle’ during San Diego earthquake—showing that even in a tremor, teamwork is key in the animal kingdom.
In a dramatic legal turn, a federal judge has issued a contempt charge against the 'Dump' administration, leaving many in shock.
Mutating fungi spark 'Last of Us' fears—climate change now comes with an extra layer of apocalyptic suspense.
Education Secretary mistakes AI for A1 sauce—nothing says tech expertise like confusing artificial intelligence with a steak marinade.
Climate activists target dogs in new eco push—seems even man's best friend has a carbon pawprint now.
Tuvalu debuts its first ATMs—tropical life just got a little more convenient with cash at the touch of a button.
Scientists unveil antenna 10,000 times smaller—proving once again that the future is tiny, precise, and probably stuck in your carpet.
Moose migration live stream goes viral—finally, a reality show with fewer scandals and more antlers.
Florida Governor tweets death warrant signing like a casual update—just another day in the Sunshine State's unique approach to politics.
Electric construction gear trades roar for a hum—finally letting jackhammers whisper sweet nothings on the job site.
Man fined for hugging German Chancellor—turns out spontaneous affection now requires legal counsel and possibly a permit.
Americans decorate potatoes for Easter as egg prices soar—turns out the Easter Bunny now accepts root vegetables.
Montana lawmakers pass bill shielding students who reject pronouns—language class just got a whole lot more political.
Boris Johnson pecked by ostrich in Texas—diplomacy meets poultry in the most British-American crossover no one asked for.
ICE nabs wrong teen in mix-up—then keeps him, turning bureaucratic error into an unintentional hostage situation.
Florida man caught after pooping stolen diamond earrings—true crime meets gastrointestinal glitter in the Sunshine State.
Astronomers find missing hydrogen gas—turns out half the universe was just really good at hiding.
Judge mistakenly raided after being named in her own order—real-life courtroom drama skips the gavel and goes straight to the plot twist.