In a stunt that redefines "love hurts," a Florida man allegedly shot himself to win over a coworker—because nothing says romance like self-inflicted gunfire. Police say the plan was to look heroic, but he mostly just looked hospitalized. Cupid’s arrow, meet reckless firearm discharge.

So, as Florida Man shoots himself in scheme to woo coworker, authorities say he succeeded only in earning a criminal charge and some questionable fame. The Florida Man shoots himself in scheme to woo coworker tale, it seems, adds “romantic misfire” to his legend.