Oklahoma House TV Broadcasts Explicit Art After $9 USB Cable Mishap

Oklahoma House Speaker insists a $9 USB cable accident is behind explicit art flashing on Superintendent Walters’ TV, with lawmakers fielding trending queries like “Why did Oklahoma TV show explicit images?” and “What caused Walters’ TV hack?” The Speaker, reportedly unfazed, suggested even the Capitol’s Wi-Fi couldn’t handle this plot twist, quipping, “We’re blaming the cable, not the content.”
Evoking images of legislative decorum upended by pixelated chaos, the Speaker pointed to a rogue cable as the culprit, sparking theories in SEO circles about “TV accident explicit broadcast” and “Can a USB cable hack a TV?” Meanwhile, Walters’ staff pondered whether the Oklahoma Capitol is now a hotspot for avant-garde digital art, with one aide privately musing, “We expected C-SPAN, not surrealism.”
At 2:37 p.m., the Oklahoma House TV briefly became the only legislative broadcast in America to feature explicit digital art—prompting a surge in local tech support calls and existential questions about HDMI cables.