A Florida man turned heads—and stomachs—after authorities say he passed a pair of stolen diamond earrings the old-fashioned way: through his digestive system. The blingy bathroom surprise led to a dazzling arrest and a reminder that crime doesn’t pay, especially when it comes with a side of X-rays and latex gloves.

What makes “Florida Man Makes Headlines After Diamond Earrings Pop Out—Literally!” sparkle most is the sheer audacity; police in Miami confirmed the man swallowed the jewels during a botched heist, hoping nature would cover his tracks. Instead, the diamond earrings surfaced as headline gold.