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Belgium’s 170-Point Quadball Triumph: Wizards, Sticks, and Tubize Stadium Roars

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Instead of magical broomsticks, Tubize’s field saw thirty-one teams sprinting with sticks, vying for quadball glory and answering, “How do you play quadball?” and “Who invented real-life quidditch?” Belgium’s win breaks the U.S. title streak, while the sport’s organizers, eager to shed J.K. Rowling’s shadow, distance themselves from Hogwarts nostalgia. In a stadium echoing with cheers and the thud of running feet, the only true enchantment was the scoreboard.

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Belgium quadball team, 170 points strong, dethrones Germany at Tubize; why do players run with sticks instead of flying brooms? European trophy meets surreal sporting tradition, with Seppe De Wit declaring it “the best day”—even without a single magic wand.

Corbas Prison Escape: Lyon Inmate Smuggled Out in Cellmate’s Luggage

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Using a cellmate’s release as cover, the unnamed Lyon inmate’s Houdini act exposes Corbas Prison’s surreal security lapses and overpacked cells. Popular queries: “French prison escape incidents” and “Security failures in French jails.” Imagine a suitcase sprouting organized crime files—investigators now chase luggage, not just fugitives. Cauwel adds, “That makes the working conditions of our officers more complicated.”

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Corbas Prison inmate escapes Lyon confinement by folding into cellmate’s bag—170% overcrowding meets suitcase ingenuity. How do prisoners escape in France? Can you hide in a bag?

Wisconsin Nurse Amputates Patient’s Foot for Frostbite Exhibit, Skips Jail

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Brown’s scheme to display the foot as a “boot cautionary tale” stunned investigators and fueled viral debates on “nurse legal consequences” and “elderly patient rights Wisconsin.” While her license hangs in limbo and she owes $443 in court fees, locals wonder if rural healthcare and taxidermy have finally merged. “A nurse cuts off a man’s foot without permission, and no jail time? Where’s the justice?” one social media user snapped, as the story ricochets across forums obsessed with medical mishaps and ethical gray zones.

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Wisconsin nurse Mary Brown, 40, amputated a man’s foot for a “frostbite prop” display—no jail time. Trending queries: 'Can nurses amputate?' and 'Wisconsin nurse crime.' Local taxidermy meets medical ethics in a scene more surreal than fiction.

30,000-Foot Flatulence: Pilots Ordered to Fart for Safety, Not Sport

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Building on Bacilieri’s revelation, pilots also eat different meals—one opts for chicken, the other pasta—to prevent synchronized food poisoning and potential cockpit chaos. Trending queries include 'what happens if both pilots get sick' and 'pilot health regulations.' Imagine: one pilot discreetly releasing a pressured gust while the other silently prays the pasta isn’t plotting mutiny, all while safeguarding the friendly skies. As Bacilieri puts it, “If the pilot restrains a fart… diminished concentration may affect his abilities to control the airplane.”

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Pilot flatulence at 30,000 feet is a legal cockpit order—not a prank. Trending search: why do pilots eat different meals, can pilots hold gas in? Crew discomfort means global aviation safety may hinge on synchronized sky-high toots.

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