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Cow Survives 11-Mile Flood, Lands on Old Bar Beach After NSW Rains

Cow survives 11-mile floodwaters to land on Old Bar Beach, New South Wales, after torrential rain. The bovine’s journey from Taree fields to sandy shoreline left both lifeguards and Layla Philipson—who discovered the cow—utterly bewildered. “What now?” she joked online.

Slaw Dog, New York Dog Speed Wienermobiles at Indy Wiene 500 Friday

Slaw Dog and New York Dog drive six 27-foot Wienermobiles at the Wiene 500 Friday, with +300 odds and 14,000-pound vehicles zooming at 110 mph around Indianapolis Motor Speedway. Oscar Mayer touts “smiles” as the winner gets a condiment shower in the Wiener’s Circle.

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Florida Judge Gary Farmer Suspended After 7 Exceptionally Bad Courtroom Jokes

Florida Judge Gary Farmer’s barrage of 7 exceptionally bad courtroom jokes—including “Wassup britches!” and a condom probation order—landed him a no-pay suspension from Broward County, as investigators called his antics “damaging to the judiciary.” Panel cited jokes about defendants’ children and “Sweet Georgia” as especially disruptive, warning, “God bless you, man—one’s enough.”

Cow Survives 11-Mile Flood, Lands on Old Bar Beach After NSW Rains

Cow survives 11-mile flood ride, washing up on Old Bar Beach after torrential New South Wales rains—locals stunned by bovine’s improbable sandy landing.

Slaw Dog, New York Dog Speed Wienermobiles at Indy Wiene 500 Friday

Slaw Dog, New York Dog, 6 Wienermobiles race at Indianapolis with +300 odds, 14,000 lbs, and a condiment spray finish—Oscar Mayer calls it “epic proportions.”

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Florida Judge Gary Farmer Suspended After 7 Exceptionally Bad Courtroom Jokes

Florida Judge Gary Farmer, 7 jokes, and a suspension: misfired courtroom comedy in Broward County triggers panel's “unfit to serve” verdict and chaos.

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Magnus Carlsen Outmaneuvers 143,000 Online Rivals in Epic Global Draw

Magnus Carlsen, chess grandmaster, clashed with 143,000 global opponents online as “Magnus vs. The World” ended in a perfectly bizarre draw. The 34-year-old Norwegian and chess.com’s massive team traded moves for more than six weeks; Carlsen admitted, “they haven’t given me a single chance.”

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Indiana Porn Law Forces Users To Register As Sex Offenders Before Clicking

Indiana porn law now requires all site visitors to register as sex offenders before viewing, sending Hoosiers in circles as they face a pop-up, a mugshot, and a permanent database entry. The May 16 rule echoes Texas and Oklahoma’s own bizarre anti-porn systems.

Meet the Bonnacon: Medieval Europe’s Diarrhea-Spraying Monster Redefines Mythical Defense Tactics

Meet the Bonnacon, Medieval Europe's explosive diarrhea-spraying mythical beast, infamous for defending itself with scalding streams of caustic dung. Medieval manuscripts showcase the Bonnacon’s bizarre talents, making this mythical monster the ultimate oddball in Europe's folklore—because nothing says 'escape artist' like leaving enemies in a scorched, smelly mess.

Turkish Town Accidentally Gets High After Cops Burn 20 Tons of Confiscated Weed

A Turkish town gets high after police burn 20 tons of confiscated weed in the center of Lice, sending clouds of cannabis smoke billowing over 25,000 surprised residents. Suddenly, the town’s air wasn’t just thick with mystery—it was thick with giggles and munchies, too.

Russian Singer Katya Lel Claims Aliens Stole Her Teeth, Offers UFO Abduction Advice

Russian singer Katya Lel has made headlines by claiming aliens abducted her and stole her teeth, but insists there’s no UFO threat as long as you decline consent. For alien encounter enthusiasts, Katya Lel’s bizarre abduction story redefines intergalactic dental hygiene—just remember, communication is key!

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Magnus Carlsen Outmaneuvers 143,000 Online Rivals in Epic Global Draw

Magnus Carlsen upends chess history as 143,000 online rivals force a draw—world champion’s strategy meets the collective mind in record-breaking standoff.

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Indiana Porn Law Forces Users To Register As Sex Offenders Before Clicking

Indiana porn law orders viewers to register as sex offenders before access, with an unclosable pop-up and a mugshot required for every new category.

Meet the Bonnacon: Medieval Europe’s Diarrhea-Spraying Monster Redefines Mythical Defense Tactics

Meet the Bonnacon, Medieval Europe’s legendary diarrhea-spraying beast, who weaponized explosive dung for a swift getaway. Folklore fans and oddity-seekers, prepare for a wild ride through history’s most bizarre monster manual entry.

Turkish Town Accidentally Gets High After Cops Burn 20 Tons of Confiscated Weed

Turkish town high after police weed burn: Lice’s residents discover what happens when 20 tons of confiscated cannabis goes up in smoke—literally filling the air, and heads, with unexpected euphoria.

Russian Singer Katya Lel Claims Aliens Stole Her Teeth, Offers UFO Abduction Advice

Russian singer Katya Lel claims aliens abducted her and stole her teeth—then assures UFO-invasion skeptics there’s no need to worry, just politely refuse consent for abduction.

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Wandering Bull in India Caught Joyriding on Parked Scooter in Viral Video

A wandering bull in Rishikesh, India, was caught on security camera taking a parked scooter for a joyride—making 'wandering bull joyriding scooter India' the talk of the town. The viral video shows locals' disbelief as the bovine biker redefines rush hour—and possibly vehicle insurance policies.

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Carmel-by-the-Sea High-Heel Permits Trip Up Fashion on Uneven Streets

Carmel-by-the-Sea’s high-heel permit law, created in 1963, requires anyone wearing shoes over 2 inches with less than 1 square inch of base to apply at city hall. The quirky regulation, tied to the city’s buckling sidewalks and cypress roots, turns stilettos into legal novelties.

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1919 Cartoon Icon Koko the Clown Battles a Real Live Fly Onscreen in Animation History First

In the 1919 animated short, Koko the Clown literally battles a real live fly, pioneering experimental animation as fiction collides with reality. This legendary Koko the Clown battle with a fly marks a milestone for animation history, delighting fans with its weird charm and playful absurdity.

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Elon Musk Lookalike Chased by Drunk Lads Claims He’s Actually Better Looking

An Elon Musk lookalike, plagued by drunken admirers outside a chip shop, asserts he's significantly better looking than the billionaire. His Musk-like features, dubbed ‘Elon from Temu,’ have sparked viral debate about tech mogul doppelgängers and public confusion.

Winnipeg Sizzles to 36.4C as World’s Hottest City Beats Dubai, Riyadh

Winnipeg’s 36.4C temperature at James Armstrong Richardson Airport on May 13 crowned it the planet’s hottest major city, outpacing Dubai and Houston; yet, just days later, locals brace for soaked thunderstorms and a rapid temperature plunge to 5C.

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Wandering Bull in India Caught Joyriding on Parked Scooter in Viral Video

Wandering bull in India stuns locals as security camera captures it joyriding on a parked scooter, turning street-side surveillance into accidental slapstick comedy gold.

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Carmel-by-the-Sea High-Heel Permits Trip Up Fashion on Uneven Streets

Carmel-by-the-Sea high-heel permits force visitors in over-2-inch shoes to get city approval, blending legal oddity and sidewalk hazards for unexpected tourist souvenirs.

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1919 Cartoon Icon Koko the Clown Battles a Real Live Fly Onscreen in Animation History First

Koko the Clown fights an actual fly in a surreal 1919 animation experiment, blending early cartoons and real-world insect chaos for cartoon history buffs and animation fans alike.

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Elon Musk Lookalike Chased by Drunk Lads Claims He’s Actually Better Looking

An uncanny Elon Musk doppelgänger insists he outshines the tech titan, despite being hounded outside a chip shop by rowdy fans. The internet can’t decide if he’s Musk 2.0 or just ‘Elon from Temu’.