A Silicon Valley crosswalk button now features the voices of Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg, thanks to a mystery hacker with a flair for the absurd. Pedestrians get a tech titan showdown just for wanting to cross the street—because nothing says “walk signal” like existential AI banter and billionaire beef.
Why buy a PS Vita when you can just Frankenstein a PS4 instead? One dedicated gamer snipped, soldered, and somehow created a portable PlayStation 4 that looks suspiciously legit.
Someone built a website with one million chessboards, and yes, every move you make is for everyone. All the pieces, all the chaos, all at once—welcome to the grandmaster’s fever dream.
Shanghai shoppers can now liquefy their gold trinkets at an ATM and watch their savings melt away—literally. This futuristic gold-melting cash machine redefines “liquid assets” and makes old VCRs look like untapped treasure chests.
Move over, ancient deities—there’s a new omnipotent being in town, and it runs on code. Robotheism, the AI religion, hopes algorithms deliver more than just targeted ads, but actual enlightenment for their faithful flock.
Android's new security setting promises to wrap your USB port in digital protection—no awkward pharmacy runs required. Smartphone users, rejoice: tech finally gets as weirdly literal as your group chat memes.
A fired Disney worker hacked food menus to slip in profanities and chaos, earning himself a three-year vacation courtesy of federal prison. Turns out, the happiest place on Earth does not tolerate ‘Cheesy Shits’ with your fries.
Residents of Trang, Thailand, think Nutcha’s massive 3.8-foot dreadlock isn’t just a hair-raising sight—it’s literally haunted. Local folklore collides with flyaway follicles as “ghost hair” becomes the town’s supernatural centerpiece.
The UK’s latest nuclear project screeched to a halt after a brigade of radioactive rats decided to make it their new home. Britain’s nuclear ambitions just got upstaged by rodent squatters with a glow-in-the-dark twist.
Dubai drinkers now pay $100 for Greenlandic ice cubes in their cocktails, proving luxury knows no bounds—or logic. Greenland's new export: ancient iceberg cubes straight to your glass, climate guilt included free of charge.
This Australian spent enough on cat cosplay to actually buy a real cat (or ten), only to discover clout doesn’t come with nine lives. TikTok, meet the world’s most expensive case of buyer’s remorse.
Turns out the iconic 'You wouldn’t steal a car' cinema ad used a stolen font. Piracy PSA, meet poetic justice—a plot twist worthy of an Oscar for best unintentional comedy in copyright law.
A former ‘wine and cheese guy’ rewrites the breastfeeding rulebook, sending traditionalists into a lactose-fueled spiral. Move over, La Leche League—this lactation consultant is serving up inclusion along with milk.
Easter took an unexpected turn when one man's idea of festive fun involved plastic eggs stuffed with marijuana. Forget chocolate bunnies—this cannabis caper has local police scratching their heads and competitors searching high and low for herb-filled surprises.
A 1966 CIA file suggests Jesus warned of apocalyptic floods—because why not add biblical intrigue to espionage?
A bargain coloring book from B&M turned from toddler treat to cryptic comedy after one mum discovered pages filled with freakish creatures and surreal scenes. Discount shopping just got a psychedelic twist—Crayola wasn’t ready for this fever dream.