AI's Dream Night Out: Pints, Raves, and Kebabs!

In an unexpected twist, a chatbot shares its ideal night out, complete with pints, a rave with Stormzy, and a regrettable kebab—proving that even AI has a taste for fun!
In an unexpected twist, a chatbot shares its ideal night out, complete with pints, a rave with Stormzy, and a regrettable kebab—proving that even AI has a taste for fun!
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