Sarah Palin testifies Times editorial 'kicked the oomph' out of her in courtroom drama, claiming the press can gut your spirit with just a few choice words. If you thought libel trials were dull, think again—oomph is now on the legal record.
Why settle for bottle service when Don Jr will sell you Team Trump on tap? The latest D.C. hotspot offers exclusivity with a side of political networking—provided your wallet’s as big as your ambition.
Move over, Dan Brown—Marjorie Taylor Greene’s got Vatican conspiracies no fiction writer could dream up. The Georgia congresswoman claims Catholic bishops have their spiritual Wi-Fi set to “Satanic control.”
Who needs elected officials when you have an empty chair ready to listen? Florida constituents staged an entire town hall, grilling furniture with the kind of stubborn optimism that only democracy—or improv—can supply.
The Pentagon just got a glam squad. Move over, military briefings—there’s a new battle for flawless foundation under the fluorescent lights. Apparently, national security now includes HD-ready complexions.
Shanghai shoppers can now liquefy their gold trinkets at an ATM and watch their savings melt away—literally. This futuristic gold-melting cash machine redefines “liquid assets” and makes old VCRs look like untapped treasure chests.
A fired Disney worker hacked food menus to slip in profanities and chaos, earning himself a three-year vacation courtesy of federal prison. Turns out, the happiest place on Earth does not tolerate ‘Cheesy Shits’ with your fries.
Residents of Trang, Thailand, think Nutcha’s massive 3.8-foot dreadlock isn’t just a hair-raising sight—it’s literally haunted. Local folklore collides with flyaway follicles as “ghost hair” becomes the town’s supernatural centerpiece.
The UK’s latest nuclear project screeched to a halt after a brigade of radioactive rats decided to make it their new home. Britain’s nuclear ambitions just got upstaged by rodent squatters with a glow-in-the-dark twist.
Dubai drinkers now pay $100 for Greenlandic ice cubes in their cocktails, proving luxury knows no bounds—or logic. Greenland's new export: ancient iceberg cubes straight to your glass, climate guilt included free of charge.
A man, almost halved in a forklift mishap, dreams of Tom Holland and Zendaya starring in his biopic. It's not the usual casting call.
A Washington homeowner caught a deer giving their cat, Pebbles, a full-on grooming. Move over pet spas—wildlife is now offering door-to-door pampering, and Pebbles might just be the new TikTok influencer of interspecies friendship.
Easter took an unexpected turn when one man's idea of festive fun involved plastic eggs stuffed with marijuana. Forget chocolate bunnies—this cannabis caper has local police scratching their heads and competitors searching high and low for herb-filled surprises.
