Following the mascot’s surreal perp walk, parents debated whether pizza or financial fraud was the day’s bigger shocker. Investigators tracked $105.57 in charges to Jones after the victim recognized him on video—answering “Can you get arrested in costume?” and “Has a mascot ever committed a crime?” The real drama? A squad car crammed with oversized mouse feet and ruined birthday hats.

With 30 northern white rhino embryos in cold storage and only two living females too frail for motherhood, scientists now eye southern white rhinos as unwitting surrogates. Search queries such as 'cross-species IVF in animals' and 'what happens to rhino embryos' peak, while the Biorescue team ponders if Berlin’s nitrogen vault will outlast its tenants. One might imagine a rhino baby born to a surrogate who’s never met its own kind—“a huge step,” says Holtze.

After the crash, hive boxes were recovered and restored, but millions of bees buzzed freely, with many expected to go wild or join local colonies. The scene turned Weidkamp Road into a surreal, buzzing rescue zone, as beekeepers and officials joked, “By morning, most bees should have returned to their hives.”

Confusion rippled through the historic cathedral as raw chickens in diapers took center stage, stunning both dignitaries and clergy. The performance left officials apologizing for the odd poultry twist, while guests struggled to process the feather-free choreography.

The proposal involves sending living bacteria across 790 million miles to test survival in Enceladus’s frozen plumes. Critics call this “cosmic contamination,” while some researchers compare it to gardening on interstellar ice. The result: Saturn’s moon may soon host Earth’s tiniest invaders.

After Dobbs, Texas officers wield Flock’s ALPR tech—spanning 6,809 networks—to pursue abortion suspects even in legal states. Friends’ tips can spark a nationwide manhunt, all logged with chillingly blunt reasons like “had an abortion.” Privacy now feels like a relic of the past.

While Pluto’s micro-piglets scamper under their mother Bambi’s gaze, the farm prepares for Alice in Wonderland-themed Fun Days and a possible Guinness World Record. Are micro pigs healthy? Can you adopt a micro pig in the UK? Pluto, last seen starring in a vodka ad, now builds a dynasty with Venus possibly expecting—proof that size is no barrier to becoming Buckinghamshire’s most eligible bachelor. “He’s had quite the summer,” Olivia jokes, as Pluto’s fame multiplies faster than piglets in a magician’s hat.

What left thousands glued to the viral TikTok saga wasn’t just Jax’s £240 hit, but his cautionary punchline: “Stay away from the Scratchcards.” Despite odds of 1 in 3.03, his “Millionaire Maker” experiment proved that UK lottery wins rarely outshine the relentless losses.

With Lainey’s “John Wilkes Booth under the bed” fear now a viral sensation—her mom’s TikTok pulled in 14.2 million views—Ford’s Theatre staff sent the Littons Lincoln-themed merch, cementing Booth as an unlikely internet legend in the world of weird parenting trends.

Cabais, experienced in rescuing street dogs, coordinated with pilot Bianca Vasquez to transport Princess. Vasquez, also a flight instructor, used the journey as a training flight, ensuring Princess traveled comfortably in a Cessna 172, avoiding the stress of commercial flights.