While Chanel’s bouquet triggers both wonder and mild existential dread, the Conservatory extends hours, prepping for lines of Instagrammers and Google searches for "does the corpse flower attract flies" and "why does it smell so bad". Indonesia’s bunga bangkai meets Golden Gate Park, proving once again that a plant can upstage any San Francisco tech launch. One visitor muses, “It’s like being punched by a garbage truck, but politely.”

After RCMP’s impromptu fruit removal, the intersection of Lougheed and Wren briefly resembled a dessert disaster zone. The incident spurred new trending searches: “Do police clean food spills?” and “What is a literal traffic jam?” Locals watched as police sculpted a roadside mural of mashed blueberries, leading Mission RCMP to joke, “Perhaps Mission RCMP could team up with the Mission Farmer's Market to feature... the ever-popular Traffic Jam.”

After the crash, hive boxes were recovered and restored, but millions of bees buzzed freely, with many expected to go wild or join local colonies. The scene turned Weidkamp Road into a surreal, buzzing rescue zone, as beekeepers and officials joked, “By morning, most bees should have returned to their hives.”

Confusion rippled through the historic cathedral as raw chickens in diapers took center stage, stunning both dignitaries and clergy. The performance left officials apologizing for the odd poultry twist, while guests struggled to process the feather-free choreography.

The proposal involves sending living bacteria across 790 million miles to test survival in Enceladus’s frozen plumes. Critics call this “cosmic contamination,” while some researchers compare it to gardening on interstellar ice. The result: Saturn’s moon may soon host Earth’s tiniest invaders.

After Dobbs, Texas officers wield Flock’s ALPR tech—spanning 6,809 networks—to pursue abortion suspects even in legal states. Friends’ tips can spark a nationwide manhunt, all logged with chillingly blunt reasons like “had an abortion.” Privacy now feels like a relic of the past.

Some universities have stopped processing applications outright, while others now demand stricter verification for students from Punjab and Gujarat. This “student visa fraud” controversy casts a shadow over the $40 billion international education sector, stirring viral debate in India.

The airborne arm-munch, as Noem describes, quickly became a trending curiosity, with “deportation flight medical emergencies” and “immigrants eating themselves” dominating Google queries. Authorities, unconvinced but amused, now debate if air marshals need first aid for self-inflicted gnawing. No official medical report confirms Noem’s tale, but insiders say the TSA is quietly reviewing its inflight menu just in case.

After calling top journals “pharmaceutical propaganda vessels,” RFK Jr. threatened to block NIH scientists from publishing in The Lancet, JAMA, and NEJM. Google hot topics: “Can scientists work without journals?” “What is terrain theory?” Picture: federal biologists trading Nature logins for homegrown kombucha secrets. “It suppresses our scientific freedom,” one NIH employee warned, as government labs improvise.

Cricket invasions aren’t rare in Utah, but this year’s 5,000-strong swarm left locals dodging crunchy clusters everywhere. Searchers for “Utah cricket swarm” and “bubble wrap insects” flocked online, fueling a wave of memes as the town’s daily commute transformed into an accidental ASMR event. Residents joked, “It’s like walking through breakfast cereal.”