Fart Spray Prompts Pandemonium, Carnival-Goers Flee as Fairfield Air Turns Toxic

When 'fart spray' wafted through the Fairfield carnival, fun and games dissolved into a pungent stampede. Carnival-goers scattered, eyes watering and dignity left behind, as the legendary fart spray chaos took over this unsuspecting Connecticut event.
It turns out that the Fairfield Air Turns Toxic headline was no exaggeration—Fairfield’s finest quickly identified “Liquid Ass” as the irresistible culprit. By sundown, the fart spray prank was immortalized in local lore, cementing this pandemonium as true carnival legend.