Florida Man’s Corn-Tossing Spree Ends After Canned Veggies Crash Through Window

Local legend and serial canned food hurler finally faces justice after a rogue can of corn sails through a neighbor’s window, ending his bizarre reign. Florida’s canned corn vigilante left residents ducking for cover—this incident will surely go down in weird Florida man history.
Naming him “Kernel Sanders” in local lore, neighbors recall each corn-tossing spree as a uniquely Floridian spectacle. But with the infamous canned veggies crash through window marking his last stand, the Florida Man’s corn-tossing spree is now neighborhood mythology, not menace.