Unlike your average energy drink recall, these silver-lidded imposters infiltrated eight states’ shelves, minus Michigan and Oklahoma, all while trending queries like “what’s in High Noon seltzer” and “Celsius drink ingredients” spiked. Picture unsuspecting gym-goers reaching for a caffeine jolt, only to find their electrolytes spiked with vodka. The FDA dryly noted, “No illnesses or adverse events have been reported”—yet.

That image—an AI campus guzzling more water than a Texan town—gets wilder: by 2030, state data centers may gulp 399 billion gallons yearly. Queries like “how do data centers stay cool?” and “Microsoft water positive pledge” spike as facilities with code names slurp from drinking water while residents ration. A “water positive” promise seems like a chatbot trying to refill a swimming pool with a teaspoon.

After the crash, hive boxes were recovered and restored, but millions of bees buzzed freely, with many expected to go wild or join local colonies. The scene turned Weidkamp Road into a surreal, buzzing rescue zone, as beekeepers and officials joked, “By morning, most bees should have returned to their hives.”

Confusion rippled through the historic cathedral as raw chickens in diapers took center stage, stunning both dignitaries and clergy. The performance left officials apologizing for the odd poultry twist, while guests struggled to process the feather-free choreography.

The proposal involves sending living bacteria across 790 million miles to test survival in Enceladus’s frozen plumes. Critics call this “cosmic contamination,” while some researchers compare it to gardening on interstellar ice. The result: Saturn’s moon may soon host Earth’s tiniest invaders.

After Dobbs, Texas officers wield Flock’s ALPR tech—spanning 6,809 networks—to pursue abortion suspects even in legal states. Friends’ tips can spark a nationwide manhunt, all logged with chillingly blunt reasons like “had an abortion.” Privacy now feels like a relic of the past.

McKinley Carnival’s “Liquid Ass” fiasco left Jennings Beach echoing with laughter and bewildered shrieks. Social media hashtags like #FairfieldFiasco exploded overnight, vaulting this prank into viral video infamy—and ensuring future carnivals will sniff out trouble faster.

The UAE's bold move to let AI draft laws isn't just a tech upgrade—it's a seismic shift in governance. By establishing the Regulatory Intelligence Office, the nation aims to accelerate legislative processes by up to 70%, leveraging AI to monitor global legal trends and suggest timely updates. This pioneering approach positions the UAE at the forefront of AI-driven governance, setting a precedent that could redefine lawmaking worldwide.

Moviegoers at the screening experienced panic as emergency lights flickered and staff rushed to help the injured woman. Unplanned disasters at movie theaters are rare, but this incident—echoing Final Destination’s signature mishaps—left even horror fans shaken, questioning whether fate had a ticket too.

After calling top journals “pharmaceutical propaganda vessels,” RFK Jr. threatened to block NIH scientists from publishing in The Lancet, JAMA, and NEJM. Google hot topics: “Can scientists work without journals?” “What is terrain theory?” Picture: federal biologists trading Nature logins for homegrown kombucha secrets. “It suppresses our scientific freedom,” one NIH employee warned, as government labs improvise.