Russian Woman Survives 500 Days Alone in Himalayan Cave Ice Hotel

Russian woman Olga Petrovna, after 500 days in a Himalayan cave near Leh, demonstrates 'How long can a person survive alone?' and 'Do caves have Wi-Fi?' Her daily diet: yak butter, rainwater, and the occasional hallucination of a disco ball. Locals dubbed her 'Ice Hotel Yogi.'
Emerging from her icy cave, Petrovna addressed her sock puppet press corps and explained why Himalayan bats make terrible roommates. Online searches for 'What do you need to survive in a cave?' and 'How cold are Himalayan caves at night?' soared as she recounted her nightly chess matches with moss.
Notably, Petrovna claims she can now identify ten distinct shades of cave darkness and once mistook a snow leopard for a large, judgmental rug—both facts she recounts without blinking.