Uri Geller, famed spoon bender, claims he sabotaged Greta Thunberg’s Gaza-bound ship Madleen’s GPS with “mind power” just off Egypt’s coast. The 78-year-old illusionist compared his alleged psychic attack to piloting a drone, declaring, “My mind is my control stick.” Israel’s defense minister had already ordered the ship blocked, but Geller’s psychic boast stole the headlines.

After Geller’s declaration, Madleen’s activists—still 24 nautical miles from Gaza—insisted their GPS woes were sabotage, not psychic spectacle. Search interest in “Greta Thunberg ship Gaza GPS” soared as Geller tweeted, “I will use my mind power to mess with your boat.” The result: one navigation system, zero spoons harmed.

Geller’s telepathic stunt echoes his decades-long claim to bend spoons on live TV, but this time, he swapped flatware for satellites—leaving activists pondering if the next big GPS update will require a tinfoil hat.