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Cow Survives 11-Mile Flood, Lands on Old Bar Beach After NSW Rains

Cow survives 11-mile floodwaters to land on Old Bar Beach, New South Wales, after torrential rain. The bovine’s journey from Taree fields to sandy shoreline left both lifeguards and Layla Philipson—who discovered the cow—utterly bewildered. “What now?” she joked online.

Slaw Dog, New York Dog Speed Wienermobiles at Indy Wiene 500 Friday

Slaw Dog and New York Dog drive six 27-foot Wienermobiles at the Wiene 500 Friday, with +300 odds and 14,000-pound vehicles zooming at 110 mph around Indianapolis Motor Speedway. Oscar Mayer touts “smiles” as the winner gets a condiment shower in the Wiener’s Circle.

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Florida Judge Gary Farmer Suspended After 7 Exceptionally Bad Courtroom Jokes

Florida Judge Gary Farmer’s barrage of 7 exceptionally bad courtroom jokes—including “Wassup britches!” and a condom probation order—landed him a no-pay suspension from Broward County, as investigators called his antics “damaging to the judiciary.” Panel cited jokes about defendants’ children and “Sweet Georgia” as especially disruptive, warning, “God bless you, man—one’s enough.”

Cow Survives 11-Mile Flood, Lands on Old Bar Beach After NSW Rains

Cow survives 11-mile flood ride, washing up on Old Bar Beach after torrential New South Wales rains—locals stunned by bovine’s improbable sandy landing.

Slaw Dog, New York Dog Speed Wienermobiles at Indy Wiene 500 Friday

Slaw Dog, New York Dog, 6 Wienermobiles race at Indianapolis with +300 odds, 14,000 lbs, and a condiment spray finish—Oscar Mayer calls it “epic proportions.”

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Florida Judge Gary Farmer Suspended After 7 Exceptionally Bad Courtroom Jokes

Florida Judge Gary Farmer, 7 jokes, and a suspension: misfired courtroom comedy in Broward County triggers panel's “unfit to serve” verdict and chaos.

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Magnus Carlsen Outmaneuvers 143,000 Online Rivals in Epic Global Draw

Magnus Carlsen, chess grandmaster, clashed with 143,000 global opponents online as “Magnus vs. The World” ended in a perfectly bizarre draw. The 34-year-old Norwegian and chess.com’s massive team traded moves for more than six weeks; Carlsen admitted, “they haven’t given me a single chance.”

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Indiana Porn Law Forces Users To Register As Sex Offenders Before Clicking

Indiana porn law now requires all site visitors to register as sex offenders before viewing, sending Hoosiers in circles as they face a pop-up, a mugshot, and a permanent database entry. The May 16 rule echoes Texas and Oklahoma’s own bizarre anti-porn systems.

Meet the Bonnacon: Medieval Europe’s Diarrhea-Spraying Monster Redefines Mythical Defense Tactics

Meet the Bonnacon, Medieval Europe's explosive diarrhea-spraying mythical beast, infamous for defending itself with scalding streams of caustic dung. Medieval manuscripts showcase the Bonnacon’s bizarre talents, making this mythical monster the ultimate oddball in Europe's folklore—because nothing says 'escape artist' like leaving enemies in a scorched, smelly mess.

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Turkish Town Accidentally Gets High After Cops Burn 20 Tons of Confiscated Weed

A Turkish town gets high after police burn 20 tons of confiscated weed in the center of Lice, sending clouds of cannabis smoke billowing over 25,000 surprised residents. Suddenly, the town’s air wasn’t just thick with mystery—it was thick with giggles and munchies, too.

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Russian Singer Katya Lel Claims Aliens Stole Her Teeth, Offers UFO Abduction Advice

Russian singer Katya Lel has made headlines by claiming aliens abducted her and stole her teeth, but insists there’s no UFO threat as long as you decline consent. For alien encounter enthusiasts, Katya Lel’s bizarre abduction story redefines intergalactic dental hygiene—just remember, communication is key!

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Magnus Carlsen Outmaneuvers 143,000 Online Rivals in Epic Global Draw

Magnus Carlsen upends chess history as 143,000 online rivals force a draw—world champion’s strategy meets the collective mind in record-breaking standoff.

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Indiana Porn Law Forces Users To Register As Sex Offenders Before Clicking

Indiana porn law orders viewers to register as sex offenders before access, with an unclosable pop-up and a mugshot required for every new category.

Meet the Bonnacon: Medieval Europe’s Diarrhea-Spraying Monster Redefines Mythical Defense Tactics

Meet the Bonnacon, Medieval Europe’s legendary diarrhea-spraying beast, who weaponized explosive dung for a swift getaway. Folklore fans and oddity-seekers, prepare for a wild ride through history’s most bizarre monster manual entry.

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Turkish Town Accidentally Gets High After Cops Burn 20 Tons of Confiscated Weed

Turkish town high after police weed burn: Lice’s residents discover what happens when 20 tons of confiscated cannabis goes up in smoke—literally filling the air, and heads, with unexpected euphoria.

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Russian Singer Katya Lel Claims Aliens Stole Her Teeth, Offers UFO Abduction Advice

Russian singer Katya Lel claims aliens abducted her and stole her teeth—then assures UFO-invasion skeptics there’s no need to worry, just politely refuse consent for abduction.

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Celebrity Turkey Makes Triumphant Return to Manhattan in Search of Love

In a peculiar twist of urban wildlife, a celebrity turkey has reappeared in Manhattan, charming residents while sparking debates about its potential love life in the bustling city.

Letter Penned Aboard Titanic Foresees Doom, Fetches Jaw-Dropping Sum at Auction

A letter written on board the Titanic before it sank, containing a cryptic prediction of disaster, was auctioned off for an eye-watering price. Combining luxury, tragedy, and an inexplicable sense of foreboding, the Titanic premonition letter sets new records for weird news and collector obsessions.

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Meteor Illuminates Mexico City Sky at 4 AM, Sparks Celestial Curiosity

A rare bolide event dazzled early risers in Mexico City as a meteor exploded in the atmosphere, creating a celestial showstopper. Scientists scrambled to explain the fiery phenomenon that momentarily turned night into day.

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Disneyland’s Secret Army of Feral Cats Keeps Mickey’s Kingdom Mouse-Free After Dark

Disneyland’s feral cats have formed a legendary nocturnal alliance with the theme park, patrolling after dark and keeping rodent invaders at bay. The feral cats of Disneyland are the unsung, whiskered custodians of the Magic Kingdom—and possibly the strangest Disney cast members you’ve never seen.

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Onion Allergy Lawsuit Triggers $1 Million Whataburger Showdown in Houston

Onion allergy lawsuit filed by Demery Ardell Wilson in Houston alleges a Whataburger staff mistake on July 24, 2024, led to a $1 million claim. Wilson, citing a no-onion request and serious injuries, turns an everyday order into a legal and medical standoff.

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Celebrity Turkey Makes Triumphant Return to Manhattan in Search of Love

A wild turkey, dubbed a local celebrity, has returned to Manhattan, igniting joy and concern among residents hoping to see its quest for romance unfold.

Letter Penned Aboard Titanic Foresees Doom, Fetches Jaw-Dropping Sum at Auction

A first-class Titanic passenger's eerily prophetic letter just sold for a wallet-wilting amount. Whoever bought it now owns the most unsettling premonition in luxury maritime history—creepy, collectible, and unsinkably strange.

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Meteor Illuminates Mexico City Sky at 4 AM, Sparks Celestial Curiosity

In an unexpected cosmic event, a meteor lit up Mexico City's sky, offering an early morning spectacle that left onlookers starry-eyed.

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Disneyland’s Secret Army of Feral Cats Keeps Mickey’s Kingdom Mouse-Free After Dark

While tourists queue for Space Mountain, a legion of feral cats quietly patrol Disneyland by moonlight. Forget talking animals—these real-life feline cast members are the park’s most eccentric nighttime staffers, and possibly its oddest open secret.