RFK Jr. has decided to treat germ theory—the foundation of modern medicine—as nothing more than a suggestion, stunning scientists and doctors worldwide. His public rejection of germs as the culprits behind disease rockets his campaign into the realm of science fiction and viral confusion.
RFK Jr. insists fluoride isn’t just for teeth—it’s apparently a recipe for nationwide idiocy. The presidential hopeful wants a fluoride-free America where intelligence, not tap water, reigns supreme. Buckle up for dental debates and dumber soundbites.
Peter Navarro’s take on a shrinking US economy is the hot economic spin no one wanted. Forget Wall Street’s panic—apparently recession is the new American Dream, if you ask former White House staffers.
Why settle for bottle service when Don Jr will sell you Team Trump on tap? The latest D.C. hotspot offers exclusivity with a side of political networking—provided your wallet’s as big as your ambition.
Move over, Dan Brown—Marjorie Taylor Greene’s got Vatican conspiracies no fiction writer could dream up. The Georgia congresswoman claims Catholic bishops have their spiritual Wi-Fi set to “Satanic control.”
Who needs elected officials when you have an empty chair ready to listen? Florida constituents staged an entire town hall, grilling furniture with the kind of stubborn optimism that only democracy—or improv—can supply.
A Tempe tavern just set a new high—or low—in PR disasters by equating an underage drinking sting with a national tragedy. Arizona bars, take note: this is how you pour gasoline on a public relations dumpster fire.
Las Vegas homeowners say aliens landed in their backyard—now Jon Stewart’s weighing in, and the internet can’t look away. Nevada UFO stories just got a late-night twist with A-list comedic analysis.
Meet Toxii, the Belgian trendsetter who stores her self-removed nose in a jar and isn’t done yet. Cosmetic surgery and body modification just got a whole new ring—right through the nostrils she no longer has.
Canterbury’s latest public fountain is raising more than eyebrows, as its designer waves off ‘phallic’ claims and welcomes the cheeky compliments. Art critics, meet giggling locals—this £150k statement piece is making waves for all the wrong reasons.
Walmart’s shelves are now home to haunted ceramic lambs, because mass-produced paranormal tchotchkes are evidently 2025’s trending home décor. Ghost stories meet rollback pricing—brace yourself for supernatural savings, one bleating figurine at a time.
This couple skipped the chapel and said ‘I do’ while death metal blasted and bodies flew. Moshing matrimony: just your average Pittsburgh romance headline in 2025.
A Chinese woman says she caught herpes from a karaoke mic after belting tunes too closely. The viral saga is peaking in both Douyin drama and search traffic—now everyone’s eyeing that next karaoke night with suspicion.
When your speedboat pirouettes at 200 mph and you still clinch first place, Arizona lakes officially become the new Monaco. Eat your heart out, Formula 1—nautical chaos reigns supreme.
