RFK Jr. triggered a national debate by declaring that fluoride in public water supplies makes Americans “stupider the more you get.” His anti-fluoride crusade promises a bizarre campaign trail filled with toothy grins, head-scratching science, and meme-worthy moments.
Peter Navarro’s take on a shrinking US economy is the hot economic spin no one wanted. Forget Wall Street’s panic—apparently recession is the new American Dream, if you ask former White House staffers.
Why settle for bottle service when Don Jr will sell you Team Trump on tap? The latest D.C. hotspot offers exclusivity with a side of political networking—provided your wallet’s as big as your ambition.
Move over, Dan Brown—Marjorie Taylor Greene’s got Vatican conspiracies no fiction writer could dream up. The Georgia congresswoman claims Catholic bishops have their spiritual Wi-Fi set to “Satanic control.”
Who needs elected officials when you have an empty chair ready to listen? Florida constituents staged an entire town hall, grilling furniture with the kind of stubborn optimism that only democracy—or improv—can supply.
The Pentagon just got a glam squad. Move over, military briefings—there’s a new battle for flawless foundation under the fluorescent lights. Apparently, national security now includes HD-ready complexions.
Walmart’s shelves are now home to haunted ceramic lambs, because mass-produced paranormal tchotchkes are evidently 2025’s trending home décor. Ghost stories meet rollback pricing—brace yourself for supernatural savings, one bleating figurine at a time.
Shanghai shoppers can now liquefy their gold trinkets at an ATM and watch their savings melt away—literally. This futuristic gold-melting cash machine redefines “liquid assets” and makes old VCRs look like untapped treasure chests.
A fired Disney worker hacked food menus to slip in profanities and chaos, earning himself a three-year vacation courtesy of federal prison. Turns out, the happiest place on Earth does not tolerate ‘Cheesy Shits’ with your fries.
Residents of Trang, Thailand, think Nutcha’s massive 3.8-foot dreadlock isn’t just a hair-raising sight—it’s literally haunted. Local folklore collides with flyaway follicles as “ghost hair” becomes the town’s supernatural centerpiece.
The UK’s latest nuclear project screeched to a halt after a brigade of radioactive rats decided to make it their new home. Britain’s nuclear ambitions just got upstaged by rodent squatters with a glow-in-the-dark twist.
Serbia decided to treat researchers like Cinderella with a midnight deadline—except it’s noon, and the only thing turning into a pumpkin is academic productivity. Peer review just got a turbo mode.
A plot in West London barely big enough for a squirrel's commute is selling for the cost of a takeaway coffee. London real estate just entered the Twilight Zone.
Tech CEO’s ‘AI’ app revealed as call center scam—artificial intelligence meets artificially intelligent staffing.
Sarah Palin claims a New York Times editorial left her feeling spiritually deflated—because nothing says modern politics like losing your oomph in open court.
An uncanny Elon Musk doppelgänger insists he outshines the tech titan, despite being hounded outside a chip shop by rowdy fans. The internet can’t decide if he’s Musk 2.0 or just ‘Elon from Temu’.