Robots are taking our jobs, leaving us with less hair in our food—but is that really the future we want? As burgerbots invade Los Gatos, diners face a follicle-free fast food era and ponder what they’re really missing. Automation: one step for tech, one giant leap for cleanliness.
A website lets you unleash virtual monkeys to type random text, banking on the Infinite Monkey Theorem. Shakespeare fans and chaos aficionados alike, prepare for Hamlet—eventually—by way of relentless, algorithmic nonsense.
Morrisons, already the country's lowest-rated supermarket, is unleashing literal robots to patrol its aisles. Even dystopian sci-fi fans are raising eyebrows—and wondering if these bots hand out Clubcard points or existential dread.
Why buy a PS Vita when you can just Frankenstein a PS4 instead? One dedicated gamer snipped, soldered, and somehow created a portable PlayStation 4 that looks suspiciously legit.
Someone built a website with one million chessboards, and yes, every move you make is for everyone. All the pieces, all the chaos, all at once—welcome to the grandmaster’s fever dream.
Shanghai shoppers can now liquefy their gold trinkets at an ATM and watch their savings melt away—literally. This futuristic gold-melting cash machine redefines “liquid assets” and makes old VCRs look like untapped treasure chests.
Forget James Bond—Nvidia’s latest nemesis is a lobster with a GPU and a faux baby bump. Chinese smugglers are getting shellfishly creative about sneaking electronics past customs.
One determined hobbyist let venomous snakes chomp him hundreds of times—and now his blood might save us all. Forget Captain America; meet the real-life Snake Serum Avenger, trending in bizarre science and even weirder ambition.
Academic tempers flare as historians argue over exactly how many penises are embroidered on the Bayeux Tapestry. The centuries-old willy tally remains the most heated debate in needlework and medieval history, bar none.
A Northumberland man ignited his own home—twice in one night—simply to watch his firefighter heroes in action. Apparently, some childhood obsessions never burn out, even when the authorities arrive with hoses and handcuffs.
Grindcore legends Pig Destroyer just dropped a bombshell—by entering the butt plug business. Heavy riffs meet heavy... accessories, leaving metalheads everywhere scrambling to update their merch collections (and perhaps, their bedside drawers).
A federal judge torched a lawyer’s “Dragon Lawyers PC” filing for splashing a cartoon dragon across every page. Legal briefs just went from stuffy to scaly in a ruling that’s pure weird news gold.
A Chinese woman says she caught herpes from a karaoke mic after belting tunes too closely. The viral saga is peaking in both Douyin drama and search traffic—now everyone’s eyeing that next karaoke night with suspicion.
Ensign Barbie cross-examines Counselor Troi in a Voyager mess hall courtroom, while a Conehead serves on the jury. Star Trek fans, justice just went boldly where no Elle Woods has gone before.
You thought your junk drawer was messy? An Iowa museum owner’s 38,162-spoon collection just ladled out a new Guinness World Record. Step aside, soup; the ultimate collector has stirred up some serious cutlery competition.
