Set it and forget it: these digital monkeys will eventually write Hamlet, possibly after the heat death of the universe. Monkeys.zip turns the Infinite Monkey Theorem into an oddly addictive experiment, inviting anyone to contribute to an endless, typo-ridden quest for literary greatness.
Morrisons, already the country's lowest-rated supermarket, is unleashing literal robots to patrol its aisles. Even dystopian sci-fi fans are raising eyebrows—and wondering if these bots hand out Clubcard points or existential dread.
Robot fast-food workers are flipping burgers and, apparently, eliminating the secret ingredient: human hair. Silicon Valley’s latest culinary innovation means fewer surprise follicles, but also fewer awkward small talks with the grill cook.
Why buy a PS Vita when you can just Frankenstein a PS4 instead? One dedicated gamer snipped, soldered, and somehow created a portable PlayStation 4 that looks suspiciously legit.
Someone built a website with one million chessboards, and yes, every move you make is for everyone. All the pieces, all the chaos, all at once—welcome to the grandmaster’s fever dream.
Shanghai shoppers can now liquefy their gold trinkets at an ATM and watch their savings melt away—literally. This futuristic gold-melting cash machine redefines “liquid assets” and makes old VCRs look like untapped treasure chests.
A Northumberland man ignited his own home—twice in one night—simply to watch his firefighter heroes in action. Apparently, some childhood obsessions never burn out, even when the authorities arrive with hoses and handcuffs.
Grindcore legends Pig Destroyer just dropped a bombshell—by entering the butt plug business. Heavy riffs meet heavy... accessories, leaving metalheads everywhere scrambling to update their merch collections (and perhaps, their bedside drawers).
Rats are raising the bar for sommeliers everywhere, proving they can distinguish Riesling from Sauvignon Blanc—by scent alone. Somewhere, a French waiter is nervously polishing a glass, reconsidering job security and keyword optimization for "rats wine tasting."
Ensign Barbie cross-examines Counselor Troi in a Voyager mess hall courtroom, while a Conehead serves on the jury. Star Trek fans, justice just went boldly where no Elle Woods has gone before.
Delaware County met the Delco Pooper: a driver who took road rage to a digestive extreme. Viral video shows her relieving herself on a stranger’s car hood, leaving locals baffled and traffic reporters speechless.
Florida man arrested for renting out a house he didn’t own—turns out the only thing more confusing than Florida real estate is Florida real estate law.
A feisty pileated woodpecker is apparently auditioning for the avian version of Fast & Furious by hammering dents into cars across Rockport, Massachusetts. Residents are learning the hard way that Mother Nature sometimes carries a beak and an attitude problem.
A suburban crime wave reaches peak weirdness as a thief targets homes and absconds with only one can of Coke. Carbonation cravings or criminal minimalism? The sticky-fingered soda snatcher leaves police and homeowners equally baffled.
