Delco Pooper caught on camera squatting atop a stranger’s car hood and making an explosive exit has Delaware County residents asking: was it revenge or just a really bad pit stop? Viral video of the Delco Pooper incident turns traffic etiquette into performance art.
Texas lawmakers are now squaring off against toothpaste tubes in a fluoride fight no one saw coming. Dental hygiene and government regulation collide for a truly minty-fresh legislative showdown deep in the heart of Texas.
A Philadelphia judge is under legal fire for his alleged secret life managing his wife's cheesesteak shop. Philly’s legal and deli worlds collide, forcing locals to ask: Is that provolone, or perjury?
A Tempe tavern just set a new high—or low—in PR disasters by equating an underage drinking sting with a national tragedy. Arizona bars, take note: this is how you pour gasoline on a public relations dumpster fire.
A suburban crime wave reaches peak weirdness as a thief targets homes and absconds with only one can of Coke. Carbonation cravings or criminal minimalism? The sticky-fingered soda snatcher leaves police and homeowners equally baffled.
A millionaire’s answer to skyrocketing homelessness? Ninety-nine tiny homes, a neighborhood, and a real-estate algorithm’s worst nightmare—all in one community. Zillow is shaken, but the unhoused are now housed in style.
A Northumberland man ignited his own home—twice in one night—simply to watch his firefighter heroes in action. Apparently, some childhood obsessions never burn out, even when the authorities arrive with hoses and handcuffs.
Grindcore legends Pig Destroyer just dropped a bombshell—by entering the butt plug business. Heavy riffs meet heavy... accessories, leaving metalheads everywhere scrambling to update their merch collections (and perhaps, their bedside drawers).
Rats are raising the bar for sommeliers everywhere, proving they can distinguish Riesling from Sauvignon Blanc—by scent alone. Somewhere, a French waiter is nervously polishing a glass, reconsidering job security and keyword optimization for "rats wine tasting."
A website lets you unleash virtual monkeys to type random text, banking on the Infinite Monkey Theorem. Shakespeare fans and chaos aficionados alike, prepare for Hamlet—eventually—by way of relentless, algorithmic nonsense.
Ensign Barbie cross-examines Counselor Troi in a Voyager mess hall courtroom, while a Conehead serves on the jury. Star Trek fans, justice just went boldly where no Elle Woods has gone before.
Tilda Swinton just added Bond, Time Lord, and Pope to her resume—Hollywood’s ultimate multitasker. The only question: will the Vatican get a sonic screwdriver upgrade?
Valerie the miniature dachshund just pulled off the ultimate Aussie survival reality show—solo. This tiny escape artist spent 529 days dodging predators and heatwaves on Kangaroo Island before finally falling for the world’s smelliest bait: her owner’s laundry.
The Easter Bunny got busted in Ohio after a candy catastrophe turned the holiday into a sticky mess. Police say this isn’t your usual holiday tale.
Gamers realize they've gotten a new pope before a GTA 6 trailer—satire and existential dread now trending on gaming Twitter. Rockstar, the clock’s ticking, not pope-picking.
A medical case in Iran left doctors scratching their heads—and necks—after a 23-year-old developed Dropped Head Syndrome so severe, he couldn’t look up. Forget nodding off; this is the ultimate head-down situation for trending weird news headlines.