Chinese smugglers have upped the weirdness game by stuffing computer chips inside live lobsters and donning fake pregnancy bellies, all to outwit customs officials and traffic electronics. Nvidia's claims are no match for this ocean-inspired tech smuggling caper, making GPU shortages look almost normal.
Buga, Colombia locals were treated to an interstellar spectacle when a spherical UFO reportedly crashed, leaving residents puzzled and smartphones recording. Forget weather balloons—this is peak 2025 weird news, orb edition.
Sydney commuters faced an unexpected apocalypse after sharp debris transformed a 30km motorway stretch into the world’s longest tire-shredding obstacle course. Triple-A must have run out of tow trucks and patience.
Las Vegas homeowners say aliens landed in their backyard—now Jon Stewart’s weighing in, and the internet can’t look away. Nevada UFO stories just got a late-night twist with A-list comedic analysis.
Step aside, human immigrants—the US now pleads with Mexico to hold back a wriggling invasion of screwworm parasites. Border security gets a squirmy upgrade as diplomacy meets entomology.
A TikTok astrologer’s horoscope took a sharp turn when authorities arrested him for predicting a Myanmar earthquake. Apparently, Mercury retrograde is now a prosecutable offense in parts of Southeast Asia’s influencer scene.
One determined hobbyist let venomous snakes chomp him hundreds of times—and now his blood might save us all. Forget Captain America; meet the real-life Snake Serum Avenger, trending in bizarre science and even weirder ambition.
Academic tempers flare as historians argue over exactly how many penises are embroidered on the Bayeux Tapestry. The centuries-old willy tally remains the most heated debate in needlework and medieval history, bar none.
A Northumberland man ignited his own home—twice in one night—simply to watch his firefighter heroes in action. Apparently, some childhood obsessions never burn out, even when the authorities arrive with hoses and handcuffs.
Grindcore legends Pig Destroyer just dropped a bombshell—by entering the butt plug business. Heavy riffs meet heavy... accessories, leaving metalheads everywhere scrambling to update their merch collections (and perhaps, their bedside drawers).
Rats are raising the bar for sommeliers everywhere, proving they can distinguish Riesling from Sauvignon Blanc—by scent alone. Somewhere, a French waiter is nervously polishing a glass, reconsidering job security and keyword optimization for "rats wine tasting."
Toronto’s Red Rebels fuse performance art and eco-activism, staging crimson-clad spectacles for climate justice. Move over Shakespeare, these environmentalists are rewriting street theatre in the heart of Canada’s busiest city.
Congress votes to cut funding to the Taliban—bureaucracy finally catches up with irony in foreign policy’s longest-running whoopsie.
A bizarre court case reveals that sex toys were the unlikely culprits of a fire that engulfed several homes in Staten Island. Talk about a hot topic!
Forget Hollywood smile makeovers—Ozempic mouth is the trending weight-loss side effect nobody asked for. Users chasing slimmer waistlines are now swapping plump cheeks for dental drama and Insta-worthy wrinkles.
A neighborhood menace finally meets his match as airborne cans of corn become his downfall. Florida’s most unpredictable grocery projectile enthusiast has been stopped—canned food chaos no longer reigns supreme on these suburban streets.