A 30km stretch of Sydney motorway turned into a rolling graveyard for rubber as sharp debris punctured hundreds of car tyres, leaving frustrated drivers stranded en masse. The M1 now ranks among Australia’s most bizarre traffic calamities—proving nothing flattens a day like an industrial-strength debris spill.
Las Vegas homeowners say aliens landed in their backyard—now Jon Stewart’s weighing in, and the internet can’t look away. Nevada UFO stories just got a late-night twist with A-list comedic analysis.
Step aside, human immigrants—the US now pleads with Mexico to hold back a wriggling invasion of screwworm parasites. Border security gets a squirmy upgrade as diplomacy meets entomology.
A TikTok astrologer’s horoscope took a sharp turn when authorities arrested him for predicting a Myanmar earthquake. Apparently, Mercury retrograde is now a prosecutable offense in parts of Southeast Asia’s influencer scene.
Even the holiest of lying-in-state events can't escape the selfie generation. The Vatican’s latest plea for papal decorum collides hilariously with TikTok tourism and influencer culture.
Serbia decided to treat researchers like Cinderella with a midnight deadline—except it’s noon, and the only thing turning into a pumpkin is academic productivity. Peer review just got a turbo mode.
A Northumberland man ignited his own home—twice in one night—simply to watch his firefighter heroes in action. Apparently, some childhood obsessions never burn out, even when the authorities arrive with hoses and handcuffs.
Grindcore legends Pig Destroyer just dropped a bombshell—by entering the butt plug business. Heavy riffs meet heavy... accessories, leaving metalheads everywhere scrambling to update their merch collections (and perhaps, their bedside drawers).
Rats are raising the bar for sommeliers everywhere, proving they can distinguish Riesling from Sauvignon Blanc—by scent alone. Somewhere, a French waiter is nervously polishing a glass, reconsidering job security and keyword optimization for "rats wine tasting."
A website lets you unleash virtual monkeys to type random text, banking on the Infinite Monkey Theorem. Shakespeare fans and chaos aficionados alike, prepare for Hamlet—eventually—by way of relentless, algorithmic nonsense.
Ensign Barbie cross-examines Counselor Troi in a Voyager mess hall courtroom, while a Conehead serves on the jury. Star Trek fans, justice just went boldly where no Elle Woods has gone before.
Move over, talking plants—birch trees apparently gossip about solar eclipses in the Dolomites. Scientists have proof these leafy chatterboxes use bioelectric signals to brace for cosmic drama.
Think ditching pajamas during a heatwave is clever? Science says bare-skinned sleepers might actually trap more sweat, not less. Turns out, your tropical night solution could be sabotaging your summer snooze.
Congress votes to cut funding to the Taliban—bureaucracy finally catches up with irony in foreign policy’s longest-running whoopsie.
Medieval penis counting has finally hit a fever pitch as historians wrangle over the Bayeux tapestry's risqué stitchwork. The scholarly tally dispute is embroidering new chapters in the annals of weird history debates.
