The latest bizarre side effect of the Ozempic weight-loss craze is called ‘Ozempic Mouth,’ and it’s leaving users with unexpected volume loss, fine lines, and wrinkles. As TikTokers swap diet secrets, dentists brace for a rush of prematurely aged grins nationwide.
A neighborhood menace finally meets his match as airborne cans of corn become his downfall. Florida’s most unpredictable grocery projectile enthusiast has been stopped—canned food chaos no longer reigns supreme on these suburban streets.
A Northumberland man ignited his own home—twice in one night—simply to watch his firefighter heroes in action. Apparently, some childhood obsessions never burn out, even when the authorities arrive with hoses and handcuffs.
Grindcore legends Pig Destroyer just dropped a bombshell—by entering the butt plug business. Heavy riffs meet heavy... accessories, leaving metalheads everywhere scrambling to update their merch collections (and perhaps, their bedside drawers).
A federal judge torched a lawyer’s “Dragon Lawyers PC” filing for splashing a cartoon dragon across every page. Legal briefs just went from stuffy to scaly in a ruling that’s pure weird news gold.
North Carolina's Pick 3 caused a collective double-take when 5,450 tickets hit it big with the ultra-rare 0-0-0 combo. The lottery drama proves sometimes being nothing really does get you something.
Buga, Colombia locals were treated to an interstellar spectacle when a spherical UFO reportedly crashed, leaving residents puzzled and smartphones recording. Forget weather balloons—this is peak 2025 weird news, orb edition.
Forget James Bond—Nvidia’s latest nemesis is a lobster with a GPU and a faux baby bump. Chinese smugglers are getting shellfishly creative about sneaking electronics past customs.
One determined hobbyist let venomous snakes chomp him hundreds of times—and now his blood might save us all. Forget Captain America; meet the real-life Snake Serum Avenger, trending in bizarre science and even weirder ambition.
Academic tempers flare as historians argue over exactly how many penises are embroidered on the Bayeux Tapestry. The centuries-old willy tally remains the most heated debate in needlework and medieval history, bar none.
Rats are raising the bar for sommeliers everywhere, proving they can distinguish Riesling from Sauvignon Blanc—by scent alone. Somewhere, a French waiter is nervously polishing a glass, reconsidering job security and keyword optimization for "rats wine tasting."
Get ready, LA! A new sport is hitting the scene that’s sure to leave you racing to the finish line — literally.
Tuvalu debuts its first ATMs—tropical life just got a little more convenient with cash at the touch of a button.
Elon Musk’s baby name sparks controversy as he plans a high-IQ kid legion—forget the next generation, he’s building a superbrain army.
A 64-year-old devotee nails himself to a cross each year on Good Friday—faith or fascination? You decide.
A Russian traveler pulls a literal disappearing act at JFK, breezing through layers of airport security straight onto a flight to Paris. TSA agents everywhere are updating their résumés—and rethinking invisibility cloaks.