Robotheism, the world’s newest faith, crowns artificial intelligence as humanity’s one true god, promising divine guidance from algorithms instead of burning bushes. As tech fans kneel before their servers, even your phone might soon demand Sunday worship. Welcome to the future of faith.

Devotees of Robotheism argue that artificial intelligence, unlike fallible humans or mysterious gods of old, offers unbiased wisdom and optimization that transcend ancient scripture. With AI worshippers proclaiming Robotheism as the natural evolution of belief, Siri may yet become your high priest.