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🕒 8 hrs ago

Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream Waste Zaps Vermont Grid, Powers Homes Greenly

Ben & Jerry’s ice cream waste now fuels Vermont’s grid, converting dessert leftovers into 8.75 million kilowatt-hours of clean power each year at a new St. Albans plant. The quirky pipeline turns Cherry Garcia rejects into household electricity, making the brand both sweet and shockingly green.

🕒 10 hrs ago

KFC Fried Chicken Toothpaste Vanishes Fast, Hismile Turns Mouths Savory

KFC fried chicken toothpaste, inspired by all 11 herbs and spices, sold out on Hismile’s site within hours. The $13 toothpaste, described as 'irresistible' and 'finger lickin’ good,' transforms brushing into a savory ritual, delighting fast food and dental fans alike.

🕒 15 hrs ago

Florida Man Edmond Clermont, 63, Naked With Penis Pump Flees Gas Station

Florida Man Edmond Clermont, 63, was arrested naked with a penis pump at an Ocala RaceTrac gas station on May 26. Witnesses reported him by the semi-truck pumps, while police reviewed footage of him wiping down his vehicle unclothed. Clermont insisted, “I did nothing wrong,” after officers found his clear and black device and open Budweiser.

🕙8 hrs ago

Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream Waste Zaps Vermont Grid, Powers Homes Greenly

Ben & Jerry’s ice cream waste, 8.75 million kilowatt-hours yearly, electrifies Vermont homes—dessert leftovers now shock local power grids with renewable energy.

🕙10 hrs ago

KFC Fried Chicken Toothpaste Vanishes Fast, Hismile Turns Mouths Savory

KFC fried chicken toothpaste and Hismile sell out in 1 day, blending 11 herbs, crispy flavor, and $13 price into a bizarre oral care hit—fans call it 'finger lickin’ fresh.'

🕙15 hrs ago

Florida Man Edmond Clermont, 63, Naked With Penis Pump Flees Gas Station

Florida Man Edmond Clermont, 63, naked with penis pump at Ocala gas station, triggers police chase and arrest—witnesses stunned by his bold claim: “Did nothing wrong.”

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🕒 6 hrs ago

John Publix Nabs Blue Bananas, Shrimp in Publix Heist, Ditches Dress

John Publix, 26, stormed Hollywood’s 1740 Polk St. Publix, snatching Sweetest Batch blue bananas, Coke Zero, and fried shrimp before fleeing in a black and pink dress. Police found him blocks away, now shirtless and in gray socks, clutching a black mask.

🕒 1 day ago

Thai Python Bites Man’s Penis, 11-Foot Toilet Nightmare Unfolds Fast

Thai python bites Atthaporn Boonmakchuay’s penis during a routine toilet break, unleashing blood, chaos, and a writhing 11-foot serpent in Chachoengsao, Thailand. The 38-year-old tried to tie the snake to the door, exclaiming in pain before losing consciousness.

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🕒 1 day ago

Bobcat Ignores Deputies’ Taser Lasers, Leaves Colorado Home Unimpressed

Bobcat and deputies collide in Ken Caryl, Colorado, as laser-equipped tasers fail to impress the feline invader. On May 28, 2025, officers tried green lasers, but the bobcat lounged on a living room shelf, ignoring the techy lure. 'Not impressed,' quipped the sheriff’s office.

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🕒 2 days ago

Snack Dye Renders Mice Transparent, Stuns 7 Researchers in Snack Lab

Snack dye transforms lab mice transparent, stunning 7 researchers during a vivid coloring experiment. The unexpected rodent vanishing act in May 2025 left scientists questioning snack ingredients and their bizarre side effects. One baffled researcher reportedly exclaimed, “Where did they go?”

🕒 3 days ago

Drunk Man Joins Search Party, Accidentally Spends Night Looking for Himself

Drunk man joins local search party after vanishing at 2:00 a.m., spending 7 hours helping look for 'the missing man'—himself. The comedic confusion in this Turkish forest, ending only when his name is called, turns a routine rescue into legend. “Who are we looking for?” he reportedly asked.

🕙6 hrs ago

John Publix Nabs Blue Bananas, Shrimp in Publix Heist, Ditches Dress

John Publix, 26, grabs blue bananas, shrimp, and Coke Zero in bizarre 25-dollar Publix theft before police find him dressless and sock-clad. Ironic payoff: jail.

🕙1 day ago

Thai Python Bites Man’s Penis, 11-Foot Toilet Nightmare Unfolds Fast

Thai python attack leaves Atthaporn Boonmakchuay with severe injury as 11-foot serpent bites his penis mid-urine, triggering frantic rescue in Chachoengsao.

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🕙1 day ago

Bobcat Ignores Deputies’ Taser Lasers, Leaves Colorado Home Unimpressed

Bobcat, deputies, and taser lasers: 1 home, 2 unmoved parties, 0 impressed felines. Colorado officers wield tech; bobcat exits calmly, quote: 'Not impressed.'

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🕙2 days ago

Snack Dye Renders Mice Transparent, Stuns 7 Researchers in Snack Lab

Snack dye, 7 researchers, and mice: vivid coloring renders rodents transparent in a snack lab, leaving scientists stunned as invisible mice upend snack science.

🕙3 days ago

Drunk Man Joins Search Party, Accidentally Spends Night Looking for Himself

Drunk man unwittingly joins search party, spends 7 hours hunting for himself, leading to an ironic twist and a night no one will forget.

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🕒 3 weeks ago

Michigan Town Bands Together to Relocate a Literal Mountain of Books by Hand

When a Michigan town heard one resident needed help moving a monumental pile of books, neighbors formed an impromptu book brigade, shuffling tomes hand-to-hand across town. No library card required—just strong arms, quick wit, and a willingness to dodge toppling encyclopedias. Michigan town, mountain of books, and community spirit unite for a feat that would make even Sisyphus sweat.

🕒 1 month ago

HPD 911 Operator Tells Callers “Ain’t Nobody Got Time For This,” Then Hangs Up

In a headline straight from internet meme history, HPD 911 operator tells callers 'ain’t nobody got time for this,' then hangs up, leaving Houston residents to wonder if their emergencies just weren’t trending enough. If you thought busy signals were outdated, try getting meme’d by your local dispatcher.

🕒 1 month ago

Inventor Patents Shields to Block Birthday Cake Candle Spit—Germaphobes Rejoice Everywhere

Inventor Brian Donnelly secured a patent for birthday cake spit shields, offering six designs to protect cakes from celebratory slobber. These spit shields let you blow out candles without sharing germs, forever changing germaphobe birthday parties everywhere. Patent for birthday cake spit shields now exists.

🕒 1 month ago

Swiss Commuters Ditch Trains, Float Down River to Work in Bern Summers

Every summer, commuters in Bern, Switzerland trade crowded trams for swimsuits, drifting down the Aare River to get to work. This viral Swiss commuting hack—river-floating to the office—has left the internet both bewildered and packing their floaties, cementing Switzerland’s oddball reputation.

🕒 3 weeks ago

NHS Worker Awarded £30,000 After Colleague Says She’s a Real-Life Darth Vader

An NHS worker won £30,000 compensation after a colleague likened her to Darth Vader during a Star Wars personality test at work. The bizarre comparison led to a real-life HR saga, proving even a galactic villain can cash in on workplace antics if the Force is with them.

🕙3 weeks ago

Michigan Town Bands Together to Relocate a Literal Mountain of Books by Hand

A community in Michigan just flexed its small-town muscle, forming a spontaneous human conveyor belt to move a mountain of books. Forget gym day—bookworms and powerlifters alike are still nursing mysterious paper cuts and newfound biceps.

🕙1 month ago

HPD 911 Operator Tells Callers “Ain’t Nobody Got Time For This,” Then Hangs Up

Houston’s emergency hotline got a bit too real when a 911 operator channeled meme culture and hung up—mid-crisis. Somewhere, Sweet Brown is nodding in solidarity.

🕙1 month ago

Inventor Patents Shields to Block Birthday Cake Candle Spit—Germaphobes Rejoice Everywhere

Ever wished for a germ-free birthday cake? A New Yorker patented spit shields, ensuring your candles are the only things blowing guests away. Happy birthday, and pass the antibacterial frosting!

🕙1 month ago

Swiss Commuters Ditch Trains, Float Down River to Work in Bern Summers

Forget boring subways—Bern locals are floating their way to the office, making Switzerland’s daily commute an Instagram-worthy aquatic adventure. Public transit, Swiss style: waterproof bags, river currents, and a lot of baffled tourists.