Florida Airports Must Report Weather Alchemy or Lose State Cash

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Florida airports, under a July law, must detail every “weather modification” act—real or imagined—or forfeit state money, in a crackdown Governor DeSantis says will thwart “climate cults” and “chemtrail” conspiracies. Two top SEO queries—“What is geoengineering?” and “Does Florida ban chemtrails?”—now collide with monthly paperwork. “We need your help to keep our state free and make sure the skies belong to the people,” wrote Attorney General James Uthmeier, as Orlando International insists it’s never seen a rogue rainmaker on its tarmac.

While Orlando International swears it’s never glimpsed a weather-bending aircraft, the Department of Environmental Protection rolls out a public portal for suspicious vapor trail sightings. Trending searches—“How do airports modify weather?” and “Why are chemtrails illegal in Florida?”—fuel an atmosphere where every contrail could be a chemical manifesto. Rep. Ashley Gantt deadpanned, “There’s a phrase…‘Go outside and touch some grass.’ We need to get grounded,” as officials now eye every cumulus with bureaucratic suspicion.

Florida’s weather modification licensing program, untouched since 1957, has received zero applications—yet airports must now certify that not a single cloud is being engineered on their watch.

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